Corrupt a wish!

[Austin]

Granted. Now they're fighting on your bed.

I wish I didn't feel self-conscious driving a Prius.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

granted, you know longer feel self-concious driving the prius. You now start feeling so reckless you purposely hit every runner, animal, or biker that you see while on the road.

I wish nintendo would put midna in Zelda Wii.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now Midna attempts something stupid and she killed herself. Thanks a lot! Midna wasted her awesomeness!

I wish I got a new computer.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but as soon as you unbox it you find a colony of acid spitting, flesh and metal and plastic eating ants that spit acid on your face and eat you alive!

I wish I had a green floppy hat that can store infinite amounts of stuff inside.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but I steal the stuff once it's in the hat

I wish I had more Percy Jackson and the Olympians to read. (finished with Book 3 and no library or bookstore anywhere near where I live)

 

[Hazel]

Granted, but it turns out to suck.
(It doesn't, don't get me wrong! It's brill!)

 

[Epwna]

Hazel,no wish.I'll grant THP's,then.Granted,but percy thinks your the enemy and destroys you.

I wish I had every goosebump book ever made.

 

[peahats95]

granted, but then you realize they are all the same

I wish zelda wii had 27 minibosses

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, they are very hard and you give up and... well, I don't wanna say.

I wish for a stuffed animal collection of pandas (no, I'm not obsessed, they're just the cutest animals in the world!... and I only have 5 stuffed animal pandas!)

 

[peahats95]

Granted, they are very hard and you give up and... well, I don't wanna say.

I wish for a stuffed animal collection of pandas (no, I'm not obsessed, they're just the cutest animals in the world!... and I only have 5 stuffed animal pandas!)

Granted, but then they become sentient and they all kill you.

I wish people didn't think spirit tracks was the worse than phantom hourglass

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now people think Spirit Tracks is worst than Zelda: Wand of Gamelon.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but it is a cookie......MADE OF PANDAS!!!!!!*everyone gasps*

I wish I had zelda cdi games so I could see if they are actually bad.

 

[TheSerpent]

Granted, but they're not bad... they're TERRIBLE!

I wish I could claim the Happy Mask Salesman...

 

[octorok74]

Granted, but he uses Majoras Mask and completely destroys you.

I wish I could go to every ZD members house to give them money.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but I am first and I kill you and take all your money.

I wish I could star in a hit movie that is not twilight.