Corrupt a wish!

[athenian200]

I wish I had a less distracting work environment.

Granted. Now you work in a small, windowless, dark, badly-insulated room with no heat or A/C. You go in at the beginning of the day, and aren't allowed to leave until the end of the day. The good news is that it's soundproof, and does have a computer (though it's the oldest computer that will run the applications you're required to use).

I wish people enjoyed having their wishes corrupted.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but it ruins the fun of the game.

I wish I could play Four Swords legally.

 

[athenian200]

I wish I could play Four Swords legally.

Granted. Emulation becomes legal, and all region lockout concepts are abandoned. Where's the corruption, you ask? You play Four Swords... finding now that it's legal, the thrill of playing it is gone, and you realize it wasn't that good anyway! In fact, you now hate it.

I wish for a small wooden block.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, it is thrown at you and it hits you in the head. You now have a concussion as well.

I wish pancakes would cook faster.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted. But as soon as the hit the pan, they burst into flames and burn down your house.

I wish to become a true American hero: a postman!

 

[Austin]

Granted, but you also adopt a postman's work ethic. The kind of work ethic that doesn't allow you to run away from certain death.
I wish I had one of those games where you tilt the box around and try to get the balls to stay in one specific place. Actually, I just wish I knew the name of such a device.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, the name of said device is so complicated and difficult to pronounce that you can't focus on playing with the one you just got.

I wish I could still play my old copy of Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town for the GBA.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but you become so addicted to Roll Goal that you forget to eat, sleep, and do things that you must do which eventually leads to a slow painful death.

I wish I could post YouTube videos and good quality game footage.

'DOH, NINJA'D!

Granted, SuperSilly, but you get sucked in and you are forced to um... *looks up the main goal of Harvest Moon games* farm and you realize that you are not cut out for it and end up really disliking it.

Use my above wish since it hasn't been corrupted yet.

 

[athenian200]

I wish I could post YouTube videos and good quality game footage.

Granted, but Nintendo forces you to take it down the very next day due to copyright infringement.

I wish I had a button to press whenever I was bored, which would make me less bored.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, the only reason pressing this button would make you less board though, is because it is located at the top of a volcano and getting there would certainly make you less board.

I wish I could visit Mars.

 

[Austin]

Granted. Oh, did you want an air supply? You should have spoken up, I'm not a mind reader....

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[enemytracker]

For Super Silly:

Granted, but as Mars doesn't have air to breath, and you die.

For PJDEP:

*Beep beep* An error ocurred and your wish coudn't be corrupted.

I wish I could defeat Chuck Norris using the great spin attack.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted but Chuck Norris has a fairy, and you can only use the spin attack once.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[athenian200]

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted. You become less skilled at procrastinating, and are no longer a pro. Now you begin amateur-crastinating, which wastes twice as much time, but is only half as much fun.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[February Eve]

Granted. It's a customized My Little Pony that looks just like Ganondorf's horse in TP. ('Course, that would actually be kinda cool.)

(Eta: This is NOT what I was thinking of!)

I wish stray cats weren't fighting outside my window.