Corrupt a wish!

[The Nahobino]

*Brings out Sword of the Meek and grants ^'s wish*

I wish now to clean my blade clean of ^'s blood. XD

 

[vatti]

it will be done, but the cloth you use wil be possesd by a demon and suffocate you!

i wish for... a sane mind.

ha ha no one has even tried yet.

50 charatersm 50chareters, 50 characters...

 

[Goron Guru]

Your mind is now sane, however due to your lack of insanity you realize your existence is meager and worthless and you spiral into depression. And a rift forms in the fabric of time and space.

I wish there was a cure for idiocy.

 

[Linky]

Granted, only you'll now want to eat apples 24/7 for the rest of your life. I wish for a wish that has no possible way on turning bad

 

[vatti]

your wish is granted, but then the balance of chaos and control is so shaken that the world explodes.

I wish for a non exploding, non vaporizable, non disapearing, non bug infested, non vermin infested, non anything you can think of house!

 

[The Nahobino]

I don't really get your wish, but since I am the fairy god-Dragir, I grant it to you only because the wish makes you fall asleep. ZZZ

I wish that 1000 persons joined my story.

 

[43ForceGems]

What story? Okay, umm..... granted?

But now you go into it and never get out.

I wish that I could become small

 

[The Nahobino]

Granted, but then I step on you and that is that. LMBO! OMG!

I wish I had a real Sword of the Meek.

 

[43ForceGems]

Granted, but then it gets a life and strikes you dead.

I wish I could fly.

 

[hsb39]

Granted, but then you get hit by a blimp.

I wish that everything was perfect (wondering how that can be cursed).

 

[ironknuckle1]

everything shall turn to rubble and the sky shall fall into the sea, and humanity as you know it will end.

I wish for a pyramid

 

[Jetter]

everything shall turn to rubble and the sky shall fall into the sea, and humanity as you know it will end.

I wish for a pyramid

Your people built then pyramid perfectly, but it had collapsed on top of you.

I wish I was emo. (not really in real life.)

 

[The Nahobino]

Granted, but then you turn noob on us again.

I wish "the credit did not go to Anubis" XD

 

[43ForceGems]

Granted but then he kills you.

I wish there was no school XD

 

[jbkarate9]

There is no more school but now your parents want to home school you.
I wish that my little brother would stop reading yo mama jokes from my ipod! XD