Corrupt a wish!

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. ZD becomes evil.
I wish for Josie to not be invisible.

 

[Jimmy]

Granted. But you are now blind, so you can't see here anyway.

I wish for a mansion.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

granted.its haunted by actual ghosts

i wish bananas r blue

 

[jstar]

granted, blue berries become yellow.

I wish I was a babe magnet:brow:

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. New-borns start mysteriously attaching on to you.

I wish that I could fly!

 

[jstar]

Granted but you fall off your bird plummeting to your splatful death!

I wish for world peace.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but we all lose our hands so we can't punch each other or hold guns.

I wish I had the skill it takes to beat a Ghosts 'N Goblins game.

 

[jstar]

Granted but they discontue and recall the game!

I wish I had super powers

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but then everyone wanted to copy you.

I wish I can rule the Earth.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you raise taxes so high, the common persons rebel and force you to go into hiding, and since you didn't have a wife or kids, ownership of the world goes to the person deemed best (me).

You basically went down as the worst ruler in history.

I wish the builders would finish remodling my house tomorrow.

 

[Ramaral8]

They did finish your house, but Ganondorf blew it up for some unknown reason.

I wish I could be a pro tennis player.

 

[Raindrop14]

Granted. You play so well no one wants to play with you and everyone hates you because of that.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You get something.

I wish I was a member.

 

[jstar]

Granted. You're banned!!!
I wish to know the location of El Dorado!!! (The city of gold)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it turns out it was a city of silver all along.

I wish I could think of a wish that would benifit me and/or any one I choose but not harm anyone or anything.