Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, now you have the power to turn gold into sand.

I wish I had a strawberry.

 

[Zelway]

Granted, but it's a blueberry.

I wish my breakfast would make itself and deliver itself to me.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. You get a helping of rat entrails and cow pies.
I wish that the corrupter of this wish would not follow the rules of this thread.

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but The Corrupter banned you from The Forum Games.

I wish I was a Leader of something.

 

[amaterasu]

granted, but now you're the leader of cups

i wish i was the leader of ZD

 

[Big Octo]

Granted, you're the leader of Zappy Doodahs, aka ZD.
I wish that I had no wish.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted you have a wish

I wish that my uncle will stop playing World of Warcraft

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he eats all of the games in your house.

I wish people would stop misspelling lose.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted, but they start to missspell losing

I wish that I can have a new charger for my Laptop

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. It overpowers it, causing it to explode.

I wish for a fish that would grant me a wish, so from fish I do wish an ordinary fish

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but this ordinary fish merely blinks into existence in front of you for a mere two seconds before disappearing, leaving you feeling as though you've wasted your wish.

I wish for a magic carpet.

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but you fall off when it's flying

i wish i had the ability to read minds

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but you can't control whose mind you read.

I wish for the ability to change what season it is where I live at will.

 

[Big Octo]

Granted. An extreme winter kills all.

I wish . . .

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but those three dots evolve into giant man eats dinosurs that destroy the Earth.

I wish I had a tail.