Corrupt a wish!

[Big Octo]

Granted. It has a mind of its own, and it strangles you.

I wish it was the end of the world.

 

[Teal]

Granted but you survived and you died horribly.
I Wish of Everything and Nothing and the middle bewtween Everything and Nothing!

He he.

Teal.

 

[RegalBryant]

granted, but the contradiction causes a paradox that replaces the entire universe with something even more bizarre, although some say this has already happened

I wish I knew the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.

 

[jstar]

granted, but you don't like the answer so you jump off a building

I wish that my wish would get granted

 

[RegalBryant]

granted, but you realize how stupid that was and you :facepalm: , which accidentally sends you toppling backwards off the same building I jumped off.

I wish I hadn't left my bazooka at home

 

[Sin]

Granted, but it blew up in your face.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but then Jabu-Jabu ate it before you'd receive it.

I wish I had a friend that listen to me.

 

[jstar]

granted, but he's deaf

I wish I was irrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeesistible!!!

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but then Link took it all.

I wish I could learn sign language.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted, I broke your arms

I wish that everyone would make sense

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but Xemnas is a nobody, so he won't make sense... EVER.

I wish that my computer was not so slow.

 

[windwaker101]

Wish granted but you have Internet explorer.

I wish zelda was here forever. Beat that.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but we forget about every other video game character.

I wish I had a sling shot.

 

[SinkingBadges]

Granted, but it's broken mwahahahahahaaaaaa.

I wish this wish wasn't bound to be corrupted.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the forums shut down.

I wish I was a turtle.