Corrupt a wish!

[gerudogirl]

granted, but you really died because of it's fluffiness!

i wish for infinite wishes!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but none of them get corrupted which is against the rules of this thread and when the rules are broken the universe is destroyed.

I wish I had a cookie and a hill.

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

Granted, but the cookie is poisonous and the hill is a molehill.

I wish for a corrupt wish.

 

[amaterasu]

granted, but when you get it and try to use it, bad things happen resulting in the spontanious cumbustion of Darunia.

I wish Tingle would aslpode.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he does in front of you and his blood and guts get on your face.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

 

[amaterasu]

granted, but the wierd guy from Pokemon the Movie 2000 traps you and makes you into a statue.

I don't have a wish, i just like to corrupt them.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Okay...

I wish for someone other than amaterasu to corrupt this wish!

 

[Thatlinkisaspy!]

Granted but Amaterasu decides to get revenge one day.

I wish for a non corrupt wish.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything to be non-curropted, which destroyed the fabric of reality.

I wish for free cake. FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!

 

[101hylainDin]

Granted, the cake is a lie.
i wish i knew how to unlock big blue in super smash bros. melee.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the game explodes when you unlock it.

I wish I had Gir's dog suit.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, the cake is a lie.

No cake. No cake.

Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Free cake! Free cake.

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but the game explodes when you unlock it.

I wish I had Gir's dog suit.

Granted, but now you are Zim's minion.

I wish Gir was my bestest friend evars.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Not granted because "bestest" and "evars" are not real words.

Spoiler

I wish this wish wasn't in a spoiler tag.

 

[Ninten*]

No one corrupted my wish. I WIN! Yayuh. FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!
New game.
Granted, but you didn't make a wish to be out of the spoiler tag, so the world blew up.
I wish that I had Re4 on the Wii.