Corrupt a wish!

[Din Akera]

You will, but when you return everyone will have grown much older than due to the time gap.

I wish that I do really really well on all my exams which will allow me to transfer to the university I want to go too.

 

[*M i d n a*]

You got it, but then when you are at the Academy, people start being mean to you, so you decide to change your mind and end up going to a much popular University.

I wish for my hax to be done soon. A game, in other words.

 

[arkvoodle]

Granted, but the "Hax" suddenly explodes for no particular reason.

I wish for the ability to control people's minds and voices. (Make them say horrible and embarassing things about themselves >=])

 

[Hazel]

Granteed, but they say them through you mouth

ex: You make them say "I stink", but instead, you say "I stink".

I wish I wasn't insane.

 

[vatti]

Granted, but then you are so sane that you realize how bleak and boring your life is and you commit suicide. (that was the answer to one of my wishes ^))
I wish I was able to get all zelda games!

 

[herooftimewarp]

you get them but the games acts like the cube thingy in transformers and transforms your consoles into robot cuccos with machine guns and then start singing a song that has no words which makes your and your pet monkey(yes you get a monkey ) head to explode then master kokiri9 eats your carcass!!!

 

[Agatha]

Y-you didn't make a wish for me to corrupt...

I wish herooftimewarp had made a wish that I could then corrupt.

 

[athenian200]

Y-you didn't make a wish for me to corrupt...

I wish herooftimewarp had made a wish that I could then corrupt.

Granted, but you create a temporal paradox with that wish (because if he had made that wish, you wouldn't have made that wish, and then he wouldn't have... etc.), that rips apart the space-time continuum and destroys the universe. Congratulations.

I wish I were never sick.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

you get them but the games acts like the cube thingy in transformers and transforms your consoles into robot cuccos with machine guns and then start singing a song that has no words which makes your and your pet monkey(yes you get a monkey ) head to explode then master kokiri9 eats your carcass!!!

Now Master Kokiri 9 eats YOUR carcass... after blowing you to bits with a bomb fragment.

Granted, but you create a temporal paradox with that wish (because if he had made that wish, you wouldn't have made that wish, and then he wouldn't have... etc.), that rips apart the space-time continuum and destroys the universe. Congratulations.

I wish I were never sick.

Granted but now your bones and internal organs are much more frail and vulnrable, meaning one touch from a FEATHER and you die a horrible, painful death.

I wish I was a Red Mage.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but instead of mage, you became a genie and you gave me 3 wishes.

I wish 3 monkeys.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but instead of mage, you became a genie and you gave me 3 wishes.

I wish 3 monkeys.

Granted, but they throw their own poo at you, scratch your eyes out, shove your face in their poo, put spiney eggs in your eye sockets, and throw you into a deep, dark chasm, where they throw their poo down at you, and you slowly rot.

I wish I had a live Cyndaquil.

 

[*M i d n a*]

What in the nine blazes is a Cyndaquil?

Okay, you get the Cyndaquil, but since I have no idea what it is, it dies on you for no reason.

I wish someone told me what a Cyndaquil is.

 

[Flute Boy]

granted, its a pokemon, now give me 30000$ for my services

 

[*M i d n a*]

Oh, you didn't wish for anything!!! *Stomps feet on ground.*

I wish I was Less Grossman.

 

[Flute Boy]

granted, now you are a neat freak

i wish these cuccos would leave me alone