-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Awesome jokes insanity76! All the ones I posted, I made up. Here are more from my arsenal.
The Big Bang was really the little bang. Chuck Norris caused the big one.
The whirlwinds that propel you up in WW's Wind Temple are caused by Chuck Norris' breathing.
Chuck Norris killed off the dinosaurs.
These are the best I can come up with on the fly.