Chuck Norris Jokes

[Random Person]

When Chuck Norris ellipsis, he makes a sound.

 

[enemytracker]

@RP- You and your ellipsis...

I've got some:

-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Random Person]

The sun wears a pair of shades to protect itself from Chuck Norris.

 

[MrLuigi]

Chuck Norris checks his closet for Andre 3000.

 

[theothernavi]

Awesome jokes insanity76! All the ones I posted, I made up. Here are more from my arsenal.
The Big Bang was really the little bang. Chuck Norris caused the big one.
The whirlwinds that propel you up in WW's Wind Temple are caused by Chuck Norris' breathing.
Chuck Norris killed off the dinosaurs.
These are the best I can come up with on the fly.

Actually, I made up most of them.

 

[insanity76]

Chuck Norris lives in the Lost Woods, and whenever someone gets lost there, they turn into a Stalfos because he eats their flesh right down to the bone.

Chuck Norris is a secret to nobody. He wants his victims to know when he's coming for them.

 

[majora1991]

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about