-The aren't any mass destruction weapons in Irap, Chuck Norris doesn't live there.
-Bruce Willis plays Minesweeper with real mines and Chuck Norris plays hearts with real hearts.
-For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.
-If you scrabble Chuck Norris, you win. Forever.
-Chuck Norris created a language that consists in round house kicks and karate, so if he kicks your a**, don't be offended, he just wanted to ell you that he liked you hat.
-David Beckham can kick a ball for 5,000 miles and Chuck Norris can kick David Beckham for 1000,000 miles.
-Chuck Norris can cast a shadow in the dark.
-Some people say that the main reason for the dinosaurs' extinction is an attack of Chuckanorrisaurus Rex.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Most kids wear Superman Pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can beat Battletoads, on multiplayer.
Chuck Norris beat Contra with 3 lives
Chuck norris beat the 256th level of Pacman
Chuck Norris can type 100 words per minute, with boxing gloves