MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
Lemmy: We should take back what’s ours... to resurrect the former glory of the Koopa Kingdom!
*Lemmy fell flat on his face*
Lemmy: *muffled* Take me to the rum.
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Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo
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*Lemmy fell flat on his face*
Lemmy: *muffled* Take me to the rum.
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Sam the Koopatrol: That's the spirit, kid! Literally! Come on, I'll show you our stash!
*Meanwhile, a year and a half ago...*
=15 JANUARY 2021=
Frederick Kooploz: Aw, I was hoping we'd have a war! ...where am I?
*Kooploz turns around. He is in Carbanzo's lab. Standing before him are two Vincent Carbanzos and another Frederick Kooploz.*
Frederick Kooploz (Prime Universe): Oh hey, it's me!
Frederick Kooploz (Dimension MC): what
Vincent Carbanzo (Dimension MC): I just got off the phone with ShyHo. I had to lie to him about Kooploz's whereabouts.
Frederick Kooploz (Prime Universe): Now, me, I understand this all sounds very strange, but you must listen. You know how you left the Megacomic multiverse to come here? I am you from this universe, the Prime Universe of the Boo's Pizza multiverse.
Frederick Kooploz (Dimension MC): I don't know what any of that means.
Frederick Kooploz (Prime Universe): Neither do I.
Vincent Carbanzo (Dimension MC): If you don't understand multiversal study, then you should not have stolen my technology and followed me here!
Vincent Carbanzo (Prime Universe): If he doesn't get it, then I shall explain. Frederick Kooploz from Megacomic, as a result of your idiocy, you have landed your Boo's Pizza counterpart here in severe danger. To solve this, my Megacomic counterpart and I have opted to share our memories so that us Boo's Pizza inhabitants can respond to this new IFPC drama, and that our Megacomic selves can go home.
Frederick Kooploz (Prime Universe): And we shall do the same!
Frederick Kooploz (Dimension MC): So I'm going home and this world's "real" Kooploz will have my memories?
Both Vincent Carbanzos at the same time: Precisely.
*One mind merge later, the Prime Universe's Kooploz was sent back to the IFPC HQ, with the memories of his alternate self who had landed him and his corporation into hot water. He briefly caught a bit of Big Head's ramblings as he materialized back in the room.*
Frederick Kooploz (Prime Universe): Uh... lemme talk to my financial adviser... and my lawyer... and my insurance agent...
*After sending the Megacomic Carbanzo and Kooploz back to Dimension MC 166.74992, Carbanzo Prime realized something the MC Carbanzo had said to Kooploz Prime that he then told to the MC Kooploz.*
Vincent Carbanzo (Prime Universe): DID HE SAY THIS IS THE PRIME UNIVERSE!?
*Cue the research that led to the climax of The Nightmare Fleet.*
=15 AUGUST 2022=
*Cut to the Sioux Falls regional airport, with Walter, Dr. Mario, Dieter, and Cayde. They are approached by a Black Mage security guard who had previously been the sidekick to a 33-year-old bachelor who really likes hands. He was, interestingly, an acquaintance of Siy and Zerris' principal, Mr. Lewis.*
Bobby Magicus: Walter! How's it going?
Walter Carbanzo: Pretty well. We're headed to Jargalan, Mongolia. A man is in serious danger.
Bobby Magicus: I suppose you want me to come with you?
Walter Carbanzo: You might need to stay in the luggage compartment.
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MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
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-A few hours later-
*Lemmy tossed another bottle of Koopa rum away and hiccuped*
Lemmy [drunk]: ...then... Ludwig, that... *hic* stupid coward threatened to... *hic* send me to the... the... SpongeBob mines... where... *belch* Larry Mullen... and Morton Downey Jr. were sent... ALL BECAUSE I SPOKE AGAINST HIM!!! YEARS OF KOOPA ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED...!
*Lemmy fell flat on his face again*
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Sam the Koopatrol: Ludwig ran and hid while our entire universe was under attack by space invaders... he was a lousy leader! And because he let our county- er, country get blown up, it got bought by that blowhard Kooploz! Now he owns everything!
*The equally intoxicated William Eggplantman, who aided in Castle Koopa's brief period of restoration, spoke up.*
Will Eggplantman: All my hard work negated because he stole our country... after it was negated the first time by Ludwig wanting to redecorate! And he also stole our country!
*Also present is Redd Stopper, a Spike Top who was on the castle's ceiling when Mart burned it down and suffered severe injuries as a result, leading to the loss of his job and eventually homelessness.*
Redd Stopper: And before him was Mart! Who... I don't even know how he got here! First his brother was our ally, and he was Emperor of some other planet... and no one knows where he is now! I wasn't even injured by the fire! I got crushed by the roof caving in!
Sam the Koopatrol: Mart! That's the guy who killed me! I hate that-
*Sam abruptly vomited.*
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
*Lemmy passed out, now in a drunken deep sleep*
——
*Cayde extended her hand to Bobby Magicus*
Cayde: Hello, I’m Cayde Shilen. You may know me as... the Wartslayer?
*She found that nickname still to be very weird and wasn’t making any progress in getting used to it*
——
*Cayde extended her hand to Bobby Magicus*
Cayde: Hello, I’m Cayde Shilen. You may know me as... the Wartslayer?
*She found that nickname still to be very weird and wasn’t making any progress in getting used to it*
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Bobby nodded.*
Bobby Magicus: You're quite famous now, Ms. Shilen. I have some history with the Mamu Brothers myself...
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
Cayde: I’m... famous?
*She obviously glanced over the fact that she had killed Wart in many universes, the sole reason Wart had conjured the Nightmare Fleets. Cayde was still trying to remove the Nightmare Fleet disaster from her memories.*
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Bobby Magicus: Of course! You're a hero to everyone! You defeated Wart twice!
*Bobby doesn't realize just how traumatizing these events were, nor does he remember that Cayde's mother died in the Gap.*
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
*Outside the airport, the Gruplane flew overhead and landed in a parking spot. Dr. Nefario & dr. nefardio exited the vehicle and made their way inside.*
Dr. Nefario: We need to find Walter Carbanzo. Nefardio, tell me if you see him.
dr. nefardio: pog
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
-Meanwhile-
*After that event occurred, Natalie told Cole and Laura about how she came here. Even though they were a little shocked to see her there, they welcomed her back warmly, forgetting about what had transpired that morning.
It was decided that Nat would stay with Siy in the guest room. She was setting everything up when James entered the room holding something behind his back.*
James: Hey, Nat.
Natalie: Hey, what’s that you got there?
*James poked the object out from his back: a penguin stuffed animal. Natalie smiled and gasped.*
Natalie: Pengy!
*Pengy was Natalie’s penguin plush. She’s had him ever since she was ten, her most prized possession (next to Siy). Pengy kept her company through both the good and the bad, when she was feeling down, when she went to sleep, and often accompanied her on trips. Think of it like Siy and her plushies.*
James: *in a high pitched voice similar to Mickey Mouse while holding Pengy* Yep, it’s me! I missed you a whole lot! James here made sure to feed me and hug me every day!
*Natalie rushed over to the two and hugged them*
Natalie: Thank you!
James: *as Pengy* No problem...
*After that event occurred, Natalie told Cole and Laura about how she came here. Even though they were a little shocked to see her there, they welcomed her back warmly, forgetting about what had transpired that morning.
It was decided that Nat would stay with Siy in the guest room. She was setting everything up when James entered the room holding something behind his back.*
James: Hey, Nat.
Natalie: Hey, what’s that you got there?
*James poked the object out from his back: a penguin stuffed animal. Natalie smiled and gasped.*
Natalie: Pengy!
*Pengy was Natalie’s penguin plush. She’s had him ever since she was ten, her most prized possession (next to Siy). Pengy kept her company through both the good and the bad, when she was feeling down, when she went to sleep, and often accompanied her on trips. Think of it like Siy and her plushies.*
James: *in a high pitched voice similar to Mickey Mouse while holding Pengy* Yep, it’s me! I missed you a whole lot! James here made sure to feed me and hug me every day!
*Natalie rushed over to the two and hugged them*
Natalie: Thank you!
James: *as Pengy* No problem...
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AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Walter Carbanzo was standing tall, as tall men tend to do. Bobby had begun rambling about his brief time as Kira's sidekick, and his return to employment as a security guard at the TSA.*
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
Dr. Nefario: There he is.
*The doctor and dr. walk up to Walter*
Dr. Nefario: Mr. Carbanzo... I presume?
dr. nefardio: didnt he get killed in the gap between fard dimensions?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Bobby Magicus: Hey, wait a minute, you DID die! What are you-
Walter Carbanzo: It's a long story. Yes, I am Walter Carbanzo. You are?
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
Dr. Nefario: Greetings, I am Doctor Joesph Albert Nefario. You may call me Dr. Nefario for short. *points to dr. nefardio* And this is Doctor Nefardio. A prototype clone of me who assists in the lab.
dr. nefardio: this is epok
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Walter understands perfectly.*
Walter Carbanzo: And what brings you to this airport?
*"And more importantly," he wonders, "how many other people are following me wherever I go?"*