*All the while, Mart Prime had been watching the battle from afar. He was amazed that a mere rat had done more damage than his brother had ever done, at least not
his brother. Suddenly, the battle disappeared. Someone extremely familiar stood before Mart instead.*
Mart (Prime Universe): I'd rather not do this right now.
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): Me too.
Mart (Prime Universe): What brings you to the Gap Between Dimensions, me? Things just that bad in the Nightmare Fleet?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet):
You're why I'm here.
I'm why I'm here, rather.
Mart (Prime Universe): So what knowledge are you about to pass on to yourself?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): You already know. Not once did you ever consider Wart's victory a possibility. Right now some grey-haired thirtysomething is wearing him down, while some
rodent has usurped him as primary antagonist! He'll never be the main villain! Every plan he's formulated has failed!
Mart (Prime Universe): I'm stuck here now. Lemmy Koopa Lavos'd me.
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): As we speak, Vincent Carbanzo is carrying around a device that can bring you back to the Prime Universe.
Mart (Prime Universe): And I'd just float around as a Force Spirit like Yukon Cornelius?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): The clone in the Koopa Kingdom?
*Mart Prime thinks and remembers his contingency plan.*
Mart (Prime Universe): Why, great George Lucas, I'd completely forgotten!
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): I lied when I told those fools that I planned to obliterate Gaia. I left it in perfect condition so that you could reclaim it! With the universe in ruins, Gaia will be a great power, even with its economy being only described as
"Pretty Good"!
Mart (Prime Universe): What about Kooploz?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): With the sheer amount of destruction? His inevitably lackluster financial situation will leave the IPCF in disarray!
Mart (Prime Universe): You've really thought of everything, haven't you?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): Remember the principles you outlined in your will!
Mart (Prime Universe): I'd forgotten my will, too! The Condemnation ruined everything!
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): I reached out with the Force! I sensed events on Gaia! The interim government is literally having a gangfight as we speak!
Mart (Prime Universe): I gotta get back... I must save my nation!
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): Come on, Mart!
A NEW WORLD ORDER AWAITS!!!
*Just then, Nightmare Mart is struck by a bolt of energy emitted from the eighty-third Nightmare Fleet, which had seen the treacherous Mart and decided to execute him. Nightmare Mart fell to the ground, nothing more than a charred pair of legs.*
Mart (Prime Universe): Just like
Among Us.