Axle the Beast

[Dan]

I'm afraid my friend Jim Jam has it all wrong. What really happened was Axle was painting a fence with JJ when suddenly the infamous British Street gang the copper coin brigade came out of no where and shouted to him "oi mate you think your so hard painting fences pussio, guess what we painted your mum last night init blud", before axle could respond they launched their infamous copper coin barrage which is essentially the gang taking 1p and 2p coins out of their pockets and throwing it at the target. Axle and JJ were brutally wounded. JJ with his last dying breath took his wii mote and nun chuck out from his underwear (note it was coiled round his ding doing before) and swang it at Axle's hat which knocked it off his head. The smell from within was so powerful it pretty much nuked the entire place within a 100 mile radius.

That was not only the end of the Axle and JJ power hour, but also the end of the beloved copper coin gang, the only people that actually utilised small change in a tasteful manner, may they all rest in peace.

 

[Slob]

This last story seems the most likely. The sad thing is 1p and 2p coins should have been taken out of circulation. Nobody uses shrapnel anymore.
Were they visiting Liverpool on holiday? Last time I went there I got duped into giving some scrote 50p because he 'lost his wallet'. Can't believe I fell for it. Lesson learnt.

 

[Adventurer of Hyrule]

It would be nice to have a serious answer to this. Ive looked and looked across youtube for his Mailbag videos, which were awesome. This was before i joined here, and my first contact with ZD.

 

[Slob]

I don't think we are going to get one.

I imagine he got a girlfriend or a job or both.

Think about it. What are the two biggest blockers to your game time??? Women and work.

It is a shame. The mailbags were really good. If you want a replacement, try YouTube 'eggbusters' it's a really fun weekly video.

 

[Adventurer of Hyrule]

I just assumed there was an official goodbye back then. So he just dropped it? that sucks.

 

[Ver-go-a-go-go]

His username is ****ing JuicieJ. 3 people and not one could spell it properly.

He got pissed off when I initially called him that by mistake, so naturally I kept doing it.

You know, for science.

 

[Link Floyd]

Does anyone know his actual name? What if he died

 

[Pen]

Does anyone know his actual name? What if he died

His name is Robert Paulson.

No I actually think it was Owen something.

 

[DARK MASTER]

Does anyone know his actual name? What if he died

Yeah, though I doubt he wants that as public knowledge.

 

[Mipha]

I don't think we are going to get one.

I imagine he got a girlfriend or a job or both.

Think about it. What are the two biggest blockers to your game time??? Women and work.

It is a shame. The mailbags were really good. If you want a replacement, try YouTube 'eggbusters' it's a really fun weekly video.

It would be nice to have a serious answer to this. Ive looked and looked across youtube for his Mailbag videos, which were awesome. This was before i joined here, and my first contact with ZD.

First, I think we have a new mailbag with Mases.

As for Axle, from what I've been able to gather, he joined a religion and went on a mission for them and then either he's still on the mission or when he returned he said he'd be right back after painting a fence for a neighbor or something but never did return.

 

[Djinn]

The only thing anyone has ever heard was that he was painting a fence. That was two years ago. So we can assume it must have been a pretty big fence.

Since that time other people have toyed with remaking the podcast and mailbag. Currently Mases is making a mailbag on a semi regular basis.

 

[Adventurer of Hyrule]

So the fence painting was something he actually said ? you can understand my confusion xD

I know moses does the new mailbag, and not to be rude, but he lacks the energy to be the host of, well, anything.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Axle has actually been reassigned recently, now he is in charge of painting the great US-Mexico divide wall, under the command of Trump but funded by the Mexicans. It's a rather hefty job and he sadly lacks the time to upload the mailbag. Shame, I rather miss seeing his god-like image on a screen talking about Zelda games with his luscious locks and gorgeous voice. rip.

 

[Slob]

I find the lack of seriousness o-fence-ive.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

I find the lack of seriousness o-fence-ive.

lol hope you're planning on sticking around, I think you'll fit in