Derp... Ok, I'll entertain you poor souls.
My friend got me a mood ring for Christmas
I put it on my right ring finger
I can't get it off
So I soap it up
And I can't find an unused and long enough chain anywhere
So I can't wear it on a chain around my neck
So I put it on my left ring finger
Turns out its just slightly fatter than the right one
Can't put it on my little finger cause its too small and it feels weird
So I jam it on my left ring finger again
Somehow I managed to take it off earlier without soap
But it hurts to do that
So I don't take it off without soap
With enough soap, I can take anything off my fingers