Attempt to Be the Largest Thread in DGN History

[Naga]

Go Skyward is back. Yay. Now i can make fun of Ike's hair again. This thread was starting to get boring... Maybe with the old posters returning to this thread, it shall regain normality. Now, where's CSD?

 

[Woyogoyo]

nion: is awesome.

 

[Naga]

Derp

 

[Linknerd09]

Cel-Shaded and Big Octo used to come here often. I miss them. We always played tournaments here. It was awesome.

 

[CynicalSquid]

What?

 

[EeveeChan]

I second that...what?

 

[Linknerd09]

Erebea? Must I say, Welcome back to DGN. Great to see you.

 

[Azure Sage]

one two buckle my shoe

three four shut the damn door

five six go get me a bundle of sticks

seven eight haters gonna hate

nine ten drowning ben

 

[Linknerd09]

nion:s make me :cry:

 

[Naga]

Derp... Ok, I'll entertain you poor souls.


My friend got me a mood ring for Christmas

I put it on my right ring finger

I can't get it off

So I soap it up

And I can't find an unused and long enough chain anywhere

So I can't wear it on a chain around my neck

So I put it on my left ring finger

Turns out its just slightly fatter than the right one

Can't put it on my little finger cause its too small and it feels weird

So I jam it on my left ring finger again

Somehow I managed to take it off earlier without soap

But it hurts to do that

So I don't take it off without soap

With enough soap, I can take anything off my fingers

 

[Woyogoyo]

 

[EeveeChan]

Reminds me of the time I got my big toe stuck in a soda bottle, except I used olive oil instead of soap.

 

[Naga]

Last week I got my middle finger stuck in a glass coca-cola bottle. I think my fingers like tight spaces.

 

[Lord Carlisle]

So... is this the largest thread yet?

 

[EeveeChan]

I think so. But why not make it even harder to beat?