Ask Link A Question

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The one where I'm playable. (duh)

Link, what is your shoe size?

 

[Big Octo]

5,000,000. In the Hylian Shoe Size System. It's complicated.

Link, what organs do you lack?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Pretty much every organ you humans have. Hylians have an entirely different set of organs which allows us to withstand sword slashes, high falls etc.

Can I try on your hat? Just for a moment?

 

[Big Octo]

NO!

Link, what does it feel like when you die and are transferred somewhere else alive?

 

[jstar]

Link: Like when you need to use the restroom real bad but can't find one!

Have you ever taken an interest in cooking???

 

[Myriadviper42]

No, absolutely not.

Link, if you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

 

[Kappa]

Link: Hupt?? Hyet hya uh! (I have an actual name? When someone plays meh, it always changes!)

Link, do you prefer cats or dogs?

 

[Big Octo]

In one game, I'm a wolf, which is almost a dog!

Link, do you want to punch someone in the face?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: Sometimes I really want to punch the Great Fairy dead in her face for being so darned creepy, but I'm afraid my hand would be stabbed by her sharp nose and/or impaled by her boobs that look sorta like Phineas' nose. /rant ...like a boss.

Link, what's your opinion on three-heart runs?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I really wish noobs would stop trying them.

Link, do you even play your own games?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Sometimes, but I kill myself

Link, do you think you can really kill yourself

 

[Wolf Sage]

Link: I don't think the Goddesses would let me kill myself before I fulfill my prophecy, and whatnot.

Link, do you ever stop in to Telma's for a bite to eat or a drink?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That's not all I stop by for

Link, are you tired of answering all of these stupid questions?

 

[Wolf Sage]

HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAT?! The Goddesses chose me to answer these questions, so that's what I'm going to do to fulfill the prophecy.

Spoiler

This Link remains in this thread for all eternity, forever answering questions. He soon awaits a hero who will come to him in the form of a wolf, and teach him the skills passed down through his bloodline. After having fulfilled his last task, he ascends to the heavens, finally resting in peace among heroes' past...

Link, in Hyrule, where do babies come from?

 

[jstar]

Link: From the storks in Skyward Sword thats all you need to know for now

Can I ask you a question???