Ask Link A Question

[Big Octo]

I dunno. Ghirahim is my least favorite villain.

Link, what the?!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It's the jar I just broke. Was it yours?

Link, how may points do you get for defeating an Octorock?

 

[Big Octo]

10 for red, 20 for blue, broseph.

Link, what's with the tights?

 

[Storm]

One day I was like "Why wear Pants?" so I didn't. I put on some tights and the rest is mythology

Link, Can I see your Skyward Sword?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Sure, I just sharpened it.

Link, what is your favorite NES game besides either of your own?

 

[Storm]

I like Mario Brothers. I play it all the time

Link, you made me laugh, why do you have to sharpen your Skyward Sword when you can just put it in pedestals and go through time

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

All blades get dull after a while.

Link, did you just pick your nose?

 

[Big Octo]

Yep. I ate it, too.

Link, why are you overweight?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

*Takes off Iorn boots* Nope!

Link, are you a virgin?

 

[Storm]

No, Me a virgin? I get tons of it everyday.

Link, Would you date Ganon if he was good?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, I'm strait.

Link, who is your favorite character in Smash Brothers.

 

[Storm]

Do you even have to ask

Link, i'm having a very bad day. tell me a joke

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Why did the cucco cross the road? He saw a red rupee on the other side.

Link, can you count to ten?

 

[Big Octo]

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Link, defecate on wha?!