Ask Ganon a Question

[Norm]

No! They are annoying! I only like pigs and wolverines!

Ganondorf, why is everyone referring to you by the name given to your pig form, as opposed to the name given to your vaguely-humanoid form like I am now?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because "Ganon" my nick-name.

Hey Ganon, What do you think of Spiderman?

 

[Woyogoyo]

At least he doesn't wear a green man-skirt. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.
Ganon, have you ever had grilled pork chops?

 

[audioblogs12]

No. That **** child, the Hero of Winds thwarted me from taking over the islands above Hyrule and in turn saved the pigs on Windfall and Outset.

Ganon, why do you want that triforce so much?

 

[Woyogoyo]

BECAUSE I DO!!!

Ganon, what`s your favorite movie?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Do you honestly expect me to be watching movies when I have a kindom to conquer, a boy in a tunic with no pants to fight, and a princess to--capture?

Uh...no comment. Ganon, do you mind if I play the Song of Storms the next time you see mandy?

 

[Woyogoyo]

NO YOU MAY NOT!!!

Ganon, what is your favorite flavor of pie?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

I like pumpkin, but only with almonds on top and no whipped cream.

Ganon, do you ever get sick of trying to crush Link underfoot and failing?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Yes. What do you think happened in Oox?
Ganon, why are you evil?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because I'm actually a robot. (shh- don't tell anybody)
I am programmed that way.

How would you like to be called Senior Ganondorf?
Is that what they call you in Spanish?

 

[Norm]

I would rather be called Señor Ganondorf than Senior Ganondorf, because one is referring to me as Mr. and the other is calling me old.

Ganon, did you ever visit places other than the Gerudo Desert and Hyrule when you were growing up?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Señor Ganondorf

Ah! so that's how it's spelled :/

Well of course! I was such a troublemaker, I was!

Ganon, do you like waffles?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Yes. You pour batter onto a hot press, seal it in with a tormented hiss, and when it comes out it's not alive anymore. I only eat them extra-crispy with maple syrup imported from the Faron woods, though. No butter.

Ganondorf, when was the last time you bathed?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Well, considering there seems to be no running water system in Hyrule, besides the streams/rivers and the great sea.... I'd say quite a long time ago.

Do you shop at Wal*Mart, Ganon?
If so, what do you buy the most?

 

[Castle]

Why would I shop at Wal-Mart when I could CONQUER it!!

Hey Ganon, how'd you learn to play the organ? and could you tone it down a notch? You're rocking the halls!