Ask Ganon a Question

[Nerion]

The last time Link stabbed me in my forhead. Since I'm being sealed away all the time, I really don't have time to go potty.

Ganon, why didn't you change your armour after you escaped the Twilight Realm? If you did, Link wouldn't have defeated you!

 

[erceos33]

Because I look FABULOUS in it.
Ganon, how much time you spend doing your hair every morining?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

20 minutes. It doesn't take that long.

Ganon, how did you place your power into Zant, in Twilight Princess?
Was a a long and painful process?

 

[Big Octo]

No, I just wrote him a letter. Why make it difficult?

Ganon, what's the deal?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I want power!

Ganondorf, are you good friends with Bowser?

 

[Sydney]

Yeah totally. His wife is pretty h- I mean........ Yeah.....

GANON, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO MANDY'S PROPOSAL?
Link or Dark Link?

 

[Night Owl]

Dark Link Totally.... ummm nevermind, I have Evil to get back to.

Gani, Are you Heplless?

 

[LumiGem]

Helpless? Are you kidding me? I have all the power I could possibly want!
(ooc: im terrible at this wah *sulks in corner*)
Ganon, have you ever considered marrying Zelda for your own? cause i don't blame you she did look pretty beautiful back in TP no homo

 

[Luke's Wife]

You know, I haven't.
Not that she doesn't look totally sexy or anything
I should try that for my next evil plot.

GANON DO YOU LIKE BUTTS

 

[Violet Link]

What is this "butts" you're talking about? I have no idea what THAT means!!
Ganon, do you like mandym?? Ganon, why is your beast form a pig?

 

[Batman]

Because I like bacon.

Ganon, who actually let the dogs out?

 

[Big Octo]

The was a long formula for this, but I seem to have forgotten it.

Ganon, does Banjo Kazooie: Nuts 'n Bolts make you nuts, and then you bolt?

 

[Fraxinus]

Probably. Everything makes me nuts.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe?

 

[TriFiERCE]

No way!

Ganondorf, are you Demise's son?

 

[Fraxinus]

"No way!"

Gannondwarf, what if you were in Ocerina of Time? :cooky: