Ask Ganon a Question

[Akuhime-sama]

When I was a weeeeeeee babe, my mother sat me down on one, and I took to it like moth to a flame.
No, I can not. I just get into the groove, man!

Hey Ganon, have you ever put your underwear on backwards by mistake?

 

[Woyogoyo]

THAT`S PERSONAL!!!!

Ganon, why are you a bad guy?

 

[TriFiERCE]

Just because I'm a bad guy, does not make me a 'bad guy', I spend my days killing innocent people with only my fists, and at times wished I was the good guy, but then I realized, if I was good, who would be killing innocent people with their fists? I don't choose to be bad, I can't mess with the programming.


Hey Ganon, why is it only one boy Gerudo is born every 1000/100(I forget which one) years?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Because good things come to those who wait.

Ganon, do you already think of Zelda as mrs. Dragmire?

 

[Big Octo]

Ew no.

Ganon, how's the weather up there?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Blank, a little dry. Boring, clear white skies. Just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that.... you get the idea.

Ganondorf, if Mandy proposed to you would you strike her down or say yes exuberantly(or just look at her like she's a squeaking fly)?

 

[TatlTails]

Probably the third option.

Ganondorf, how awkward was it growing up with only women?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

...You have no idea... None at all.

Ganondorf, please spare me!