Ask Ganon a Question

[Dio]

I don't think so.

Ganon, would you ever consider growing a goatee for the next game?

 

[Ronin]

Absolutely not! I will never shave my beautiful hippy beard.

Ganon, what's your favorite game on the SNES?

 

[Storm]

What is that?

Ganon, who is your favorite band?

 

[Dio]

I don't have allot of time to listen to music. I usually create my own.

Ganon, do you think you would get along with Ghirahim?

 

[Big Octo]

No, that guy is an overrated loser.

Ganon, you're green.

 

[Byrne]

and youre blue.

ganon, how do I grow a beard?

 

[Apalala]

Concentrate. Drink milk. Bang your head against a wall. It will work eventually.

Ganon... if you ruled Hyrule, would you make pizza rain on mondays?

 

[Dio]

I did rule Hyrule for 7 years. Did you see any pizza!?... but I did put zombies in the market square which is much better than pizza raining from the sky

Ganon, in Twilight princess who locked the door behind you when you went to sit in the throne room?

 

[Big Octo]

I did.

Ganon, why did they let this thread die?

 

[Go_Skyward]

Because people left it

Ganon, you haven't been in a console Zelda game since Twilight Princess. How does that make you feel?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

*points to sword stuck in chest from twilight princess*

ganon, so I can't help but notice a pack of women raised you......harem? (for any who know what that is)

 

[Go_Skyward]

Totally. *rolls eyes* you know, we only get a guy every... 100 years... yeah. (yay for google)

Ganon, count how many times you've had a sword in you at any point in time (mwhaha)

 

[Purple_Rupee]

1....2.....3.... a lot..

Ganon, does it hurt to be shunned by everything that breathes?

 

[Go_Skyward]

.......... but the Gerudo's love me!

Ganon, what do you think of Link?

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Oh god were do I begin, so some winey kid comes up to me 7 years ago like "im gonna be a Hero!" and I brush him off and 7 years later boom.... *points to sword in chest then sips coffee*

Ganon, have you ever thought of just not being a traditional don't leave possible future threats alive kind of villian?