Ask Ganon a Question

[king Ganondorf]

What is a vaati?

Ganon, do you like dungeons and dragons?

I've never played it before so I cant say, but it looks interesting.

 

[Storm]

Another Joke
A Gerudo Walks Out Of A Bar.

Ganon, Do Your Best Link Impression

 

[Ronin]

DIE SHRUB! BREAK, POT! SUCK MASTER BLADE, YOU DUMB BULBIN!

Ganon, who would you want as your wife?

 

[Byrne]

HayaHayaHayaHayaHayaHaya! ohhh I think Ill shoot My self in the head with arrows!

Here is his annoying fairy: hey hey hey hey hey heyheheyheyhey!

Ganon are you mad?

 

[Fraxinus]

I don't get mad; I get even.

Gani, may I call shotgun in your taxi? [noparse]<3[/noparse]

 

[king Ganondorf]

HayaHayaHayaHayaHayaHaya! ohhh I think Ill shoot My self in the head with arrows!

Here is his annoying fairy: hey hey hey hey hey heyheheyheyhey!

Ganon are you mad?

AM I MAD? NO MATTER WHAT I DO I KEEP GETTING BEAT BE THIS STUPID LINK!! OF COURSE I'M MAD!!

 

[Storm]

What? Just because I'm brown you assume I Drive a cab? You Racist person.

Ganon, Have you been to the Jersey Shore

 

[RegalBryant]

Yeah, but then MTV came and bogged up the place with cameramen, and I tried to warlock punch them out of the way, they had already gone to italy before i finishde charging.

Ganon, why do you think that RegalBryant guy keeps making fun of your warlock punch?

 

[Byrne]

Give me his name and addres and Ill get 'even'

ganon why do you have pimples?

 

[Storm]

I thought my makeup hid them, sorry

Ganon, what is Storm trying to insenuate?

 

[Big Octo]

Who knows?

Ganon, never answer a question with a question.

 

[Byrne]

Who says I can't?

Ganon, my dragonborn died in DnD. would you take his orphans?
His twelve thousand kids will make good soldiers!

 

[Big Octo]

I don't play DnD.

Ganon, where are you?

 

[Dio]

Hiding from the world. Just you wait for my next appearance. It will be EPIC.

Ganon, Did you eat Jabu Jabu?

 

[RegalBryant]

um.....no?

Ganon, why do you leave all the keys Link needs just lying around instead of hiding all of them in the boss room or melting them?