Ask Ganon a Question

[Storm]

Why are a decaying-voodoo-gallavanting-pirate-zombie?

Ganon, who is your nose guy?

 

[Dio]

I warlock pawnched myself in the face, that removed 3ft off my nose.

Ganon, If you had your own show, what would it be?

 

[Ronin]

It would be The Power of His Greatness...that is me, where prisoners are brought in and grovel before my feet and I gloat of how I will destroy Link and Zelda and become ruler over all of Hyrule! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ganon, who is your favorite celebrity of the '60s?

 

[Dio]

Martin Luther king

Ganon, do you like christmas?

 

[Storm]

I don't even celebrate it. I celebrate something like Chanukah.

Ganon, Where do you get your clothes?

 

[Ronin]

At Macy's. I just got this new pair of gauntlets. Isn't it just FAAAAABULOUS?

Ganon, between you and Darth Vader, who would win in a duel?

 

[Dio]

GAHAHAHAHAH! That can opener could not defeat me! I could crush him with the strength I have in my little finger!

Ganon, have you ever used Roids to attain your muscular physique?

 

[Byrne]

....... WHAT?


Ganon, how do you keep your army so organized?

 

[Dio]

I keep it organised through my minions fear of me. I don't need to pay them to work, they shall do so or face my wrath.

Ganon, have you ever considered riding a dragon to fight link on?

 

[Storm]

You Know, I have, But VOLVAGIA IS ALWAYS DEAD WHEN I GET THERE TO GET IT

Ganon, Do You Eat Your Vegetables?

 

[Byrne]

I AM GREEN! DO YOU THINK I DONT????????? (P.S. I stole Popeye's spinach stockpile!)

Ganon, why did you have a seizure at the end of TP?????????

 

[Storm]

I was at a rave before i was Fighting Link. The Siezure was a side effect of the MDMA.

Ganon, What is your Middle Name?

 

[Byrne]

My middle name is On. My full name is Gan On Dorf.

 

[Storm]

Since No question was Asked I'll Tell A Joke. 2 Jabber Nuts walk into a bar. One Was A Salted

Ganon, Have you met Vaati?

 

[Byrne]

What is a vaati?

Ganon, do you like dungeons and dragons?