Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Veely]

So that she can look like Her favorite person... Elvis

Why do people get hyper?

 

[tecknokid900]

because they know I'm nearby.

What happens when you die?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You become a video game character in your second life!

How do you divide by imaginary numbers?

 

[Fraxinus]

With an imaginary division sign, of course!

How come †Óè,¥õycC·4u`ßq¬:ˆ7÷ñ†Zëè~—Œxüb￾xR?

 

[Myriadviper42]

Because the question exists.
Am I a dinosaur?

 

[theothernavi]

Why, you most certainly are. I think I saw you in "Jurrasic Park".

Why was there bacon in the soap? ( For all of you Invader Zim fans out there. You know who you are)

 

[Tony]

Because Ganon was fried and put into soap to boost Hyrule's soap sales.
I wish that Nostalgia Critic would battle the Angry Video Game Nerd again.

 

[i-am-link]

You become a video game character in your second life!

WOOHOO!
Aaanyway...

Because you bought it from ThinkGeek. (Sorry for lateness. Mr. NINJA Postsinthewrongthread above me did You-Know-What.)

Why isn't Pudding a Gas?

 

[theothernavi]

Because it wouldn't help American technology.
Where does the fox get it's fire?
You know, I sort of expected someone to answer my first question with "I made it myself".

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

By rubbing two pieces of fire-proof wood together.

Why did that hedgehog steal my toaster!?

 

[Justeazy]

Because his toast was rather cold.

What is the definition of "pfuf"?

 

[Myriadviper42]

The definition is one word: 'pfuf'.
Pfuf pfuf pfuf pfuf pfuf why?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

umm... 24.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

[Myriadviper42]

No, I knew the cupcake man.
How can a shadow wear glasses?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because he's that awesome. Actually, he's trying to represent my awesomeness.

How many minutes are in a second?