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[Myriadviper42]

624.
Whydid I say the following: dlhsbnkljhbzagionsr;hoiansZ?

 

[YoshiFlame]

Because I was too busy saying "ghfhgjridos"


If it is Tuesday, May 24th, then where is my automatic question device?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It's in the cave with a sign that says "Free candy"

What is art?

 

[Myriadviper42]

It is Abraham Lincoln.
Why did I post this?

 

[Fraxinus]

You just felt like posting Abraham Lincoln somewhere, so you did so in this thread.

How do internet memes get so popular so fast?

 

[i-am-link]

Because Pie.

WTF?! Why are my Pants gone??!?! O__O

 

[YoshiFlame]

Because the pants goblin stole them.

?sdrawkcab depyt siht si yhW

 

[theothernavi]

Because whoever typed it is dyslexic.
Why aren't roaches destroyed by the apocalypse?

 

[Fraxinus]

They took the apocalypse vaccine, so now they are immune to it.

Is it possible for me to snow?

 

[i-am-link]

Yes, but only if the Moon is Blue.

OMG MY UNDERWEAR ARE GONE WTF HAPPENED TO THEM??!?!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I don't know, but I don't wan't to look right now.

If the Earth is Billions of years old then why is it only 2011?

 

[Blendercat]

Because that's when Chuck Norris said it started.

Why is Minecraft addicting?

 

[i-am-link]

BECAUSE IT'S SO AWESOME!!!

Oh Pa-ants! Come here my Pants! Has anybody seen my Pants?

 

[Myriadviper42]

They're on your head.
Why did I bang my head with a stuffed raccoon?

 

[Sarianae]

Because the stuffed raccoon asked you to.

How come I'm not awake while I sleep?