Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Night Owl]

No, we will never get there. No matter where we go we will always be here.

Can I ask anything?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Yes. I will give an inaccurate response, always.

Why, oh, why, did he leave me without sayin' godbyyyye... Not that I miiind!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because he was a mute.

WHY did my computer have to crash tonight? .___.

 

[TatlTails]

Because the evil tooth-decay goblins downloaded too much polka music.

Does anyone get that reference?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Yes.A child in China.

If the ifs become thens, then the variables go to college and become Americans. Correct?

 

[Dragoncat]

No. Variables become purple elephants.

What are cookies?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Cooks with Es at the end.

What the heck?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Can't let you do that Star Wolf!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Woyogoyo]

Because a butcher was chasing it.

What is bacon?

 

[TatlTails]

The most wonderful thing on earth.

You're riding in a canoe and a wheel falls out. How many pancakes does it take to reshingle your roof?

 

[Dragoncat]

Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If you go to the store and buy 20 watermelons, and your friend buys 50 cantaloupes, why does noone ask what in the world you're doing?

 

[TatlTails]

Because everyone loves fruit salad!

Do you liek Mudkipz?

 

[Dragoncat]

Yes!

Why do I always have so much laundry?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because you have so much clothes

Who invented the universe?

 

[Dragoncat]

The flying spaghetti monster.

What is 2+purple?