Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Night Owl]

No.
What if did simply walk into Mordor?

 

[TatlTails]

Then YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Why did the Oocca cross the road?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because it couldn't fly.

How do I get down from this tree?

 

[i-am-link]

Jump.

Why does the sun shine?

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

Because Yolo.

Who is this God person, anyway?

 

[TatlTails]

Awesome.

What time is it?

 

[Dragoncat]

Hammer Time.

Why do cows moo?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because ducks quack.

What is the way to eternal life?

 

[TatlTails]

Jesus.

How did the Grinch stole Christmas?

 

[Dragoncat]

By running around in his underwear.

Why doesn't Halloween have a mascot?

 

[Night Owl]

Because People are afraid of children in costumes.

Have you changed your undergarments yet?

 

[Dragoncat]

No I've worn the same pair for a year

Why are people with orange hair called carrot tops, when carrots are green on top?

 

[TatlTails]

Because they actually have green hair, didn'tcha know?

Did you polish your father today?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I don't have one

When will mommy come home?

 

[Killjoy262]

When the stars go bluuuuuue!

Are we there yet?