Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Violet Link]

Forever is forever.
arigato.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Y u no ask a question?

 

[Go_Skyward]

Because they didn't feel like it

Why have I never seen this forum before?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because last week I ripped out your eyeballs just before you found this forum.

Cats are made of yogurt, do you disagree?

 

[Go_Skyward]

I completely agree. My cat is yummy c:

Why must I have no eyeballs, have cancer, been killed 669 times, and have no mouth? THIS IS HOW MUCH TORTURE I GO THROUGH! xD

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you're one of those people who are universally hated for no reason, like Meg from Family Guy.

Can someone explain this to me?

Why is L wearing shoes?

 

[Trio the Punch]

He doesn't want to burn his feet when he kicks burning Light in the face.
What proof is this, some huge number?

 

[Zorth]

You should buy yourself one of those red potions..


Infinity + Infinity = ???

 

[Trio the Punch]

Infinitwo.
If there are 7 kids on a yellow bus going 42 miles per hour down a mountain road and the driver is a native Costa Rican, what is my middle name?

 

[Norm]

Steve the Martian.

Can someone explain this to me?

 

[Trio the Punch]

No.
How many namekians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[Fraxinus]

Depends on how tight you want the lightbulb.

Where do butterflies go during thunderstorms?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

They morph into metal rods on the top of tall trees or buildings, the safest place to be during a thunderstorm.

Will I die of tongue cancer?

 

[cozylamps]

Only if your tongue does indeed have cancer.

If pizza is a vegetable, what does that make fruitcake?

 

[Night Owl]

A fruit.

What is 2+2?