Ask a Character a Question!

[Siniru]

Practically 'ask Fi a question!' but can be any fictional character.

(CHARACTER NAME/ FROM) Question

The next person answers as in-character as possible.

I START:

(Allen Walker/ D Gray Man) Do you like Lenalee?

 

[Woyogoyo]

No.

Brock, why do you like so many girls?

 

[Dragoncat]

I don't know! The question is, why don't they like me back?

Team Rocket's Meowth, how did you learn to speak like a human?

 

[Woyogoyo]

* Uses fury swipes.* None of your business!

Pikachu, why Ash?

 

[TatlTails]

I didn't CHOOSE Ash. Professor Oak gave me to him. But he turned out to be a great Trainer.

Italy Veneziano, Why do you like pasta so much?

 

[Dragoncat]

Because pasta is Italian and so am I.

Medli, if young ritos don't have wings, how were you able to fly after Link rescued you from Dragon Roost Cavern?

 

[DekuPrincess]

Dragoncat, please...I was awakened to the knowledge that I am magical and awesome.

Pippit's mom, why are you so lazy?

 

[Woyogoyo]

I'm not lazy! I'm physically impaired.

Gandalf, why did you choose Bilbo?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

You Shall Not ASK!!!

Mimey, why do you act like Delia's maid?
:kirby:

 

[TatlTails]

She trained me to help around the house.

Edward Elric, why are you so short?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Because I... um... uh... GENES!!!

Tingle, WHY???

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Because I'm a fairy, and I have my own magic words!

Link, why don't you ever talk?
:samus:

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

... *sigh*

Midna, why the heck are you so hot if the entire rest of the game you're a weird-looking imp thing?

 

[TatlTails]

Blame that idiot Zant.

Fluttershy, will you teach me to do The Stare?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

*stares* but it's my Stare...

Vader, are you my father, too?