Ask a Character a Question!

[Mellow Ezlo]

Hylian... I am not your father

Peach, why do you always get kidnapped?
:shinesprite:

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

:starshine:: What do you want?

Katniss... do you like POTATOES?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Yes, I do like potatoes

Peter Parker, do you love Mary Jane?
:hylianshield:

 

[videogamenerd10]

Um, well... yes.

Voldemort, why do you have no nose?

 

[TatlTails]

Because noses are inferior.

Duke Nukem, why do you use 90's catchphrases that just make you sound like an idiot?

 

[videogamenerd10]

*pulls out gun* I wouldn't be talkin'

Link, what was the best adventure you've ever had?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

HYAH!!!

Demise, what's it like living in the Master Sword?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

YOU DARE ADDRESS ME LIKE THAT, MORTAL! IT IS PAINFUL!

Sisyphus, how heavy is that rock?

 

[TatlTails]

Heavy! So heavy!

Big the Cat, have you seen Froggy lately?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Froggy? Where is my froggy?

Batman, have you seen Robin lately?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

No, He ran away from Gothem

Midna, how big is your bedroom?

 

[TatlTails]

Huge. You could say it's fit for a queen, ee hee hee!

Spongebob, how do you blow such good bubbles?

 

[Trio the Punch]

It's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then... BUBBLE.

Tails, why does your voice keep getting worse?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

My voice *cough cough* is not getti-

Phineas, why don't you ever let Ferb decide what to do today?

 

[TatlTails]

I guess I just voice my ideas first.

Caillou, why are you the most annoying 4-year-old ever?