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Earthbound: Making blondes feel overly boring since 1995.

spaghetti flying moose.

Little Brother: My mom said (something I don't remember) Me: But I am ALSO your mother! (we burst out laughing) Me: …I meant your mother is also my mother…!

(slowly takes off sunglasses) Sweet mother of Nayru.

“HEY!!” Link shouted. “HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!!” 
 “I’ll never let you have her!” Nathan told him, holding Saria closer. “Guys?!” she yelled. -- I don't even know XD

I am constantly readying my hands to kill evil flies that won't stop bothering me… So far I have been unsuccessful in getting any of them to leave me alone.

flamingo.

Suddenly, here you are (HERE YOU ARE) Right in the middle of a boring song (BORING SONG BOOOORING) This song is so boring And I'm boring too (boring tooo) Won't you let me be boring? SO boring for youuu And though you find me boring Still I'm adoring My voice I've no choice (What else can he...

Open at your own risk… I just drew this a few minutes ago. Don't ask why.

I want ice cream

You know, I just came up with a group in my head: It has me, Tatltails and Ghirahimiscool. Aren't we all hyper young teen girls?

what the bazooka

my cat won't stop eating my other cat's food

I have a scar on my arm… I got it the morning I made scrambled eggs and potatoes with my sister. I picked up my cat.

:trollface:

I DON'T WANT MACKEEPER! I am perfectly capable of keeping my own computer!

I think I'm getting drunk on ginger ale.

AGENT P!

I explained Death Note to my mom today.

Why is Dumbledore ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?

I have decided that the main characters in my story are some of the Hylian Knights. Link = Azure Sage Saria = Mandy Navi = Violet Nathan (OC) = Ventus Cuz I said so.

It is impossible for me to draw an ugly person unless they're just badly drawn.

I was looking through a sketchbook I had when I was like, eight or nine. I FOUND A BLUE/RED PICTURE INSIDE IT. FROM FOUR SWORDS.

Dawn: Hi there! I'm a girl! Me: Hi there... I'm also a girl... How did this happen? (My mind running through a Pokemon scene right now that obviously didn't happen)

My dad owns an opera company. Ever since the staging for the next opera started, our house has been filled with incredibly bizarre items.

There's a person in the middle of the street There's a person in the middle of the street There's a person, there's a person, there's a person, there's a person, there's a person in the middle of the street There's a person with a dog in the middle of the street There's a person with a dog in...

Well... I guess that's good. I'm most definitely not since it's cold/cool more times than hot most of the time here.

Holy crap. That's even worse than the fact that my grandma refuses to use air conditioner in her house during the summertime. Possibly. And she lives in Iowa.

Hmm. Maybe :| Don'tcha just hate it when it's so hot that you can't sleep?

Well, this appears to be the first time I've been here when you've done it XD Rocket Grunt: Just to make it INCREDIBLY clear, you need to have and be wearing one of those cool black Rocket uniforms in order to pass through here! (HGSS in my mind)

Pancake and I seem to be stalking the Forum Games right now...

How do anime girls always have the twin tails and look good with them?

This is me at the "throw something at next poster" thread.

:vaati:

Uh… Did you know Kaepora Gaebora's real name is Derpity In Your Face Annoying Chatterbox Never Stops Talking Useless Information Giver Stalker Owl the Third? (I just recited that from memory)

(Yeah, not me.) "Quick, Navi, burn him to destroy the evidence!" "How will that help?!"

Nom nom nom

Crazy? More like adorable.

Tingle was an ugly man He thought he was from magic land He stole a Picto Box From a man in yellow socks heeee ended up inside a cell And if you couldn't already tell Tingle was a messed up guy Who really thought that he could fly!

Did you know that runny noses are runny?

I asked my mom if we could cook s'mores in our backyard, but she had to check to see if it was legal in our area. So she checked the rules of the Backyardigans.

My cat just farted.

The dude over there eats paperclips.

Sheepdog standing in the rain Bullfrog doing it again Some kinds of happiness is measured out in miles What makes you think you're something special when you smile? Childlike no one understands Jackknife in your sweaty hands Some kinds of innocence is measured out in years You don't know what...