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Attempt to Be the CRAZIEST Thread in DGN History.

CynicalSquid

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Jon: I'm constantly challenged by our friendship, *laughs*. Goddamn it, I...
Arin: I, I'm challenged because I feel like you're blasting me off to the moon... and then not making it there *laughs*
Jon: Wwwwhat? Oh! My! God! Oh, no! Arin, why are you making a Challenger joke? Now you made me hit the manta ray. I'm sad.
Arin: *sighs* sorry man.
 

onebizarrekai

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My dad owns an opera company.

Ever since the staging for the next opera started, our house has been filled with incredibly bizarre items.
 

videogamenerd10

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Jon: Humpty Dumpty sat on my ****. I was happy about it, but he felt raped.
Arin: (laughs) Then why did he sit on your ****? Why would he voluntarily do that?
Jon: Um, possibly daddy issues.
Arin: Also, we just started an episode with a Humpty Dumpty rape joke.
(Jon starts laughing)
Arin: I think,(Jon's continually laughing) I think, no no no no, I think we're in for a good time today!
(Jon has completely lost it)
Jon: It's always a good note to start on. Also, the note of G Minor.
 

CynicalSquid

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Jon: Humpty Dumpty sat on my ****. I was happy about it, but he felt raped.
Arin: (laughs) Then why did he sit on your ****? Why would he voluntarily do that?
Jon: Um, possibly daddy issues.
Arin: Also, we just started an episode with a Humpty Dumpty rape joke.
(Jon starts laughing)
Arin: I think,(Jon's continually laughing) I think, no no no no, I think we're in for a good time today!
(Jon has completely lost it)
Jon: It's always a good note to start on. Also, the note of G Minor.

I FORGOT WHAT EPISODE THAT'S FROM :(
 

CynicalSquid

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Arin: Welcome to Jew Grumps!
Jon: *laughs* Um... excuse...
Arin: Welcome to...
Jon: Excuse...
Arin: Welcome to *censored* Grumps.
Jon: Ooooooh. Arin... Why Arin? Why?
 

videogamenerd10

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Jon: (Getting frustrated at the game and presses the button at the wrong time) What the? (Presses the button repeatedly until he gets the right one)
Arin: Hey, what the ****?
Jon: *laughing*
Arin: You just lost all your money! (Jon's still pressing the button repeatedly, which causes him to lose points) You just lost all of your money!
Jon: If I can't be the best, I can sure as hell be the worst!
 

CynicalSquid

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Arin: Jesus, Moses, and Copernicus walk into a bar.
Jon: And Copernicus is like...
Arin: Somebody says... Somebody says what... "what do you have in common?" and they say "Just us"
Jon: Oh... My...
Arin: Because they all have us in their name.
Jon: I got it! I was thinking about it... I was also thinking about leaving.
 

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