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Attempt to Be the CRAZIEST Thread in DGN History.

onebizarrekai

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Holy crap. That's even worse than the fact that my grandma refuses to use air conditioner in her house during the summertime. Possibly. And she lives in Iowa.
 

CynicalSquid

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Jon: What is this game called, Arin?
Arin: It's called Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's Getting Wet
Jon: *laughs*
Arin: In a pool!!
Jon: I'm serious
Arin: They dunked in a pool.
 

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Jon: I know we talked about this, but I need to just go back and show that Baloo is grabbing his crotch.
Arin: *laughs* Ok.
Jon: What?
Arin: Great!
Jon: No!
Arin: We'll do it!
Jon: No! No!
Arin: We'll ****ing do it!
Jon: No!!
Arin: Barry! Listen to me! Listen up Barry! Number one! With a bullet! Zoom in on the crotch! Zoom in! Zoom in again! Zoom in once more! Now you see the single pixel of Panther's crotch! Boop-a-doop-boop! Bibity-bap!
Jon: *laughing the entire time*
 

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Jon: I know we talked about this, but I need to just go back and show that Baloo is grabbing his crotch.
Arin: *laughs* Ok.
Jon: What?
Arin: Great!
Jon: No!
Arin: We'll do it!
Jon: No! No!
Arin: We'll ****ing do it!
Jon: No!!
Arin: Barry! Listen to me! Listen up Barry! Number one! With a bullet! Zoom in on the crotch! Zoom in! Zoom in again! Zoom in once more! Now you see the single pixel of Panther's crotch! Boop-a-doop-boop! Bibity-bap!
Jon: *laughing the entire time*

omg love that part :lol:

Jon: I'm just sitting there, like on my TV it's like 1080p Mario and I'm like, "I'm just having a good time."
Arin: Yeah. (laughs)
Jon: I don't know about you guys, but everything is crystal clear I think; does anyone have any more cocaine?
Arin: (laughs) Yeah, "My eyeballs are bleeding white!"
(Jon and Arin laughs)
Arin: I don't know what this liquid is I wish I did
(Jon and Arin continue laughing)
 

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Jon: OH! OH! OH! OH! Okay! He just stops.
Arin: Are you just locating all the Cheerios in the room?
Jon: *laughs* Oh my god, Arin, I love you sometimes.




Jon: I crushed a crab.
Arin: that was almost a Spongebob.
Jon: *laughs* Like the Krusty Krab?
Arin: Yea.
Jon: I crushed a crab.
Arin: *misses jump* S***! Gosh darn, butt... butts!
Jon: *laughs* Arin that was beautiful.




Arin: Real talk, this looks just like the ****ing Kirby beach level
Jon: No, it doesn't.
Arin: yes it does.
Jon: Well, it's not about how it looks it's about how it plays.
Arin: But you were just saying it was unique because it looked different.
Jon: I don't think it looks like the Kirby level. Kirby looks a lot different.
Arin: I think it looks pretty similar.
Jon: Just shut up.
Arin: Pretty similar.
Jon: Just shut up.
Arin: Pretty similar.
Jon: Just shut up! Just shut up! It's a beach level!
Arin: I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
Jon: You're doing a damn fine bad job at it. Just die! I don't care. You think I ****ing care? Fall right in the water.
Arin: *mumbles* Get my barrel
Both: *laughs*
Jon: Get my barrel, Diddy. Diddy, get my barrel. Get my barrel, Diddy.
Arin: Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Dude. I just have to observe these things.
Jon: mmhmm, I have to observe you being a terrible player. Check this out, check this out. bonk.
Arin: FUNK!
Jon: I'm in one.
Arin: Who the funk do you think you are?
Jon: Stop wastin our lives...
Arin: You might slip on the street but you're still a STAR! Oh, now who the funk? Who the funk do you think you are?


(I needed to have 3 there, sorry)
 

onebizarrekai

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There's a person in the middle of the street
There's a person in the middle of the street
There's a person, there's a person, there's a person, there's a person, there's a person in the middle of the street

There's a person with a dog in the middle of the street
There's a person with a dog in the middle of the street
There's a person, there's a person, there's a person, there's a person with a dog in the middle of the street

There's a person with a dog on a leash in the middle of the street
There's a person with a dog on a leash in the middle of the street
There's a person, there's a person, there's a person with a dog on a leash in the middle of the street

There's a person with a dog on a leash chasing gangsters in the middle of the street
There's a person with a dog on a leash chasing gangsters in the middle of the street
There's a person, there's a person with a dog on a leash chasing gangsters in the middle of the street

There's a person with a dog on a leash chasing gangsters doing drugs in the middle of the street
There's a person with a dog on a leash chasing gangsters doing drugs in the middle of the street
There's a person with a dog on a leash chasing gangsters doing drugs in the middle of the street!
 

CynicalSquid

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Jon: Well, boy that was a let down for everyone including me.
Arin: He drew a...Put...Put the picture on the screen, Barry. Put the picture on the screen
Jon: Yea, Put the picture on the screen.
Arin: Put the picture on the screen.
Both: Put the picture on the screen. Put it on the screen. Put it on the screen.
Jon: What are we playing?
Arin: Put it on the screen twice.
 

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