Jon: OH! OH! OH! OH! Okay! He just stops.
Arin: Are you just locating all the Cheerios in the room?
Jon: *laughs* Oh my god, Arin, I love you sometimes.
Jon: I crushed a crab.
Arin: that was almost a Spongebob.
Jon: *laughs* Like the Krusty Krab?
Arin: Yea.
Jon: I crushed a crab.
Arin: *misses jump* S***! Gosh darn, butt... butts!
Jon: *laughs* Arin that was beautiful.
Arin: Real talk, this looks just like the ****ing Kirby beach level
Jon: No, it doesn't.
Arin: yes it does.
Jon: Well, it's not about how it looks it's about how it plays.
Arin: But you were just saying it was unique because it looked different.
Jon: I don't think it looks like the Kirby level. Kirby looks a lot different.
Arin: I think it looks pretty similar.
Jon: Just shut up.
Arin: Pretty similar.
Jon: Just shut up.
Arin: Pretty similar.
Jon: Just shut up! Just shut up! It's a beach level!
Arin: I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
Jon: You're doing a damn fine bad job at it. Just die! I don't care. You think I ****ing care? Fall right in the water.
Arin: *mumbles* Get my barrel
Both: *laughs*
Jon: Get my barrel, Diddy. Diddy, get my barrel. Get my barrel, Diddy.
Arin: Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Dude. I just have to observe these things.
Jon: mmhmm, I have to observe you being a terrible player. Check this out, check this out. bonk.
Arin: FUNK!
Jon: I'm in one.
Arin: Who the funk do you think you are?
Jon: Stop wastin our lives...
Arin: You might slip on the street but you're still a STAR! Oh, now who the funk? Who the funk do you think you are?
(I needed to have 3 there, sorry)