Attempt to Be the CRAZIEST Thread in DGN History.

[TatlTails]

 

[videogamenerd10]

 

[onebizarrekai]

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Nom nom nom

 

[videogamenerd10]

 

[CynicalSquid]

OH IT'S PUMBLUSS!!!!!!!!

 

[videogamenerd10]

This thread has turned into quoting Game Grumps :yes:

Jon: You know what thought goes through my head everyday of my life? What am I ****in doing with it?
Ego: D-dude, don't... don't say that about yourself. You're valuable.
Jon: I'm not valuable.
Ego: You're valu-(gets ambushed by a mummy) OH JESUS!! ****ING KILL HIM, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****!!!

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jon: Mommy always said "Go away mommy's doing heroin". to prover her wrong. If she were not dead 18 years ago by gosh she would be proud to do more heroin.

Ego: It's true, what you say. Every time I look at the...IT'S AN ABRA!!!!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Jon: (freaking out over a man that's trying to stab him) NO! NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOO!!! GET HIM!
Arin: You can punch him with your gun, dude.
Jon: I blew him up.
Arin: Oh geez, that was way overkill for this man with a knife.
Jon: That was a pretty uh-
Arin: There's, there's gi-
Jon: That was my favorite moment defined.
Arin: There's giant robots, there's giant ****ing robots-
Jon: Yeah. (starts laughing)
Arin: -and other kinds of robots, and there's a ****ing man with a knife like, "I'm gonna stab you", and you're like, "BLOW HIM UP!!!
(Both start laughing)

 

[onebizarrekai]

(Yeah, not me.)

"Quick, Navi, burn him to destroy the evidence!"
"How will that help?!"

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jon: Next time on... what?
Arin: What?
Jon: Nothing... Next time on Gamegrumps, more of this dynamitehjksbvlox vxc
Arin: S***!!!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Jon: (Bane voice) Batman, don't look at the sun it'll hurt your eyes.
Arin: (Batman voice) Oh, I did it!
(Jon laughing)
Arin: (Batman voice) Agh, you got me again! Oh, Bane! Reverse-psychology Bane! It's my worst weakness.
Jon: (Bane voice) Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha yes, Batman.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jon: Caged animals make me upset.
Arin: Well, at least they're not at risk of being eaten by ****ing gazelles.
Jon: I guess
Arin: *laughs* you guess? You know, gazelles, the number one predator.
Jon: Oh, oh, oh, I though...I'm trying to focus here.

I'm watching this episode atm

 

[videogamenerd10]

Jon: (Realizes that the bubble/balls stop when you go up the stairs in ALTTP) Pause balls, by going upstairs, pause balls, by going downstairs
Arin: That's the best strategy in the game, gonna go upstairs and pause balls
(Both start laughing)

 

[CynicalSquid]

Jon: (talking about eating peas) *in a high voice* I'll use my fingers dad!!!! *normal serious Jon voice* Look at these blacks.
*Jon and Arin just lose it*
Arin: Oh...Oh! My! God!

 

[videogamenerd10]

Arin: (epic announcer voice throughout the whole thing) Ladies and gentlemen, do you understand the implications of this? Hours, literally hours of time lost.
Jon: You're voice is nice.
Arin: To the constant flow of repeating and repeating; death repeating. Is there anything to gain from this? No. Is there anyting to feel?
Jon: Ting?
Arin: Anyting to feel from this?
Jon: I always forget of how good of a voice actor until you start doing that.
Arin: No. But what is it-
Jon: (Childish voice) ARIN!
Arin: What is it that makes us-
Jon: What are you doing over there, Arin?
Arin: Hold on son, let me finish.
Jon: Dad Arin
Arin: Eat your peas.
Jon: But I wanna touch your big black cuock!
Arin: Touch, eat your peas
(Jon starts laughing)
Jon: (Back to normal voice) Touch, what did you sa-
Arin: You would have eat, you would have to touch the peas before you ate them. But please, just eat the peas.
(Jon laughing)
Arin: I don't care how you do it; a fork, a spoon, your fingers, it doesn't matter to me as long as it's in your mouth
(Segues into PancakeSamurai's quote above mine)