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Attempt to Be the CRAZIEST Thread in DGN History.

videogamenerd10

Indigo Child
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Location
Stuck in the material world
Jon: Why does everyone watch this?
Arin: Why doesn't anyone watch Game Grumps?
Jon: Why does anyone watch Game Grumps? *laughs*
Arin: Uh, three reasons
A) you
:cool: you
(Both laugh)
Jon: Arin, that sounds like a bunch of letters. A-U-B-U-C-E-D, H-I GOT MY GED.
 

CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
Me: *hits friend with his choir folder*
Friend: *Gives me her look of death*
Me: I'm sorry for abusing you... I think we have to be married before I abuse you.
Friend: *laughs*
Girl that happened to hear me: What? You want to marry her?
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
Dawn: Hi there! I'm a girl!
Me: Hi there... I'm also a girl... How did this happen?

(My mind running through a Pokemon scene right now that obviously didn't happen)
 

onebizarrekai

gay energy
Joined
Feb 28, 2010
Location
New York
Gender
Agender
I was looking through a sketchbook I had when I was like, eight or nine.

I FOUND A BLUE/RED PICTURE INSIDE IT. FROM FOUR SWORDS.
 

videogamenerd10

Indigo Child
Joined
Mar 25, 2012
Location
Stuck in the material world
Jon: Now I gotta go to the Porcu-doctor.
Arin: *laughs*
Jon: Could you imagine like a porcupine doctor? He's got a little cute little porcupine face and his spines are way to big for the door; and he's wearing a lab coat and he's like, "(imagine the most cutest animal voice ever)*sniff* *sniff* Hello there, it's me, the porcupine doctor." And he's really cute, he's like, "Aw, I seemed to have dropped my clipboard. Do you think you could pick that up for me?"
Arin: *laughs*
Jon: "I'm a porcupine, it's really hard for me to get that."
Arin: And he's just like, "(high-pitched) Achoo! Sorry, I have a cold." (Jon and Arin laugh) Yeah, it's like, oh!
Jon: OOOH!! And he puts the ****ing blood pressure thing on you and he, it makes a noise when he squeezes it and he's like, "HHSSS!" like he recedes into his little porcupine ball. He's like, "I'm sorry, I got scared."
Arin: "I'm always startled by it!"
 

videogamenerd10

Indigo Child
Joined
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Location
Stuck in the material world
I like Purple Haze :P
jimi_hendrix_guitar_1.jpg

(Oh, and I like Deep Purple too)
 

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