OoT Link is quite the player and had multiple affairs with Malon, Anju, Zelda and Mamamu Yan.
This one i don't believe purely cuz Anjua is too wrapped up in her chickens for link, links all about them pots and whats hidden inside, Hyrule Castle has a ton of pots lying around and Malon is part of the drug cartel and can supply link with them whenever, this also means links the facilitator in hyrules war on the zora water supplies
BotW Link married Zelda, but she filed for divorce after he kept eating all of their food.
Out of every headcanon here......i believe in this the 2nd most
TWW Link just collects figurines and doesn't have time for girls.
Well he WAS toon link, and TBF didja seem some of them figurines? So well made.
Twilight Princess Zelda is a dominatrix and Link had an easy time getting over Midna.
Noooot so much a headcanon as the truth
All Hylians do drugs. Highlians, hehe.
And all of that "milk" is actually alcohol.
There is literally milk based alchohol in Japan, Ganondorf even takes over the ranch with this in mind, like he lives kak alone cuz he knows with hyrules water source frozen (yay frozen zora butt juice) everyone has to pay for lon lon booze, how else can he afford that castle?
My personal head canons are:
- OoT/MM Link married Malon.
- Malon's mother was a Gerudo.
- OoT/MM Link and ALttP/LA/OoS, OoA Link are the most powerful Links in the series by far.
I'd say the links who've defeated Ganon with the entire triforce in his possession are the strongest........but MM Link literally takes a crap on a god like being and when he gains a similar power as Majora completes wipes the floor with em (i mean seriously didja see the mask phase, damn thins like a roomba)
Link is actually not a great swordsman...
Man, watch me get inundated with hate after saying this.
He's really not, he knows swish n flick and that's hit, how the hell all those "well trained" swords monsters lose to him is beyond me.........except maybe the only real swordsmaster was Orca in WW..............i think we need a game on SwordMaster Orca.........and now i'm convinced Orca leads Raves in the night, no wonder them chu's are about all the time they wanna join the mosh pit