Jirohnagi
Braava Braava
Granted, your sandwich turns to ash in your mouth.
I wish my radio didn't work T.T
I wish my radio didn't work T.T
Granted. Your Radio now works but is terribly distorted.Granted, your sandwich turns to ash in your mouth.
I wish my radio didn't work T.T
I can still reply. Might as well continue the chain, right?Granted. But I ****ed up bc my wish granting skills are...rusty.
So instead, I accidentally gave you more rust.
I wish I was better at granting wishes.
EDIT: Well it seems I've been ninja'd...
EDIT AGAIN: Wait no I just didnt scroll all the way down. But hey SMS's post corrputed a different wish so it all works out I guess.
EDIT AGAIN AGAIN: Wait nope I wasn't even on the last page **** me just ignore this.
Granted but they won't leave you alone and will talk to you every sec of your life.I can still reply. Might as well continue the chain, right?
Granted. You are now a master genie, cursed to live in a lamp, in some forgotten tomb, until some explorer comes to free you, only for you to return to the lamp after 3 wishes.
I wish I could communicate with every person and animal on Earth, with their speak sounding like English to me, and my speak sounding like their native language to them.
Granted but they won't leave you alone and will talk to you every sec of your life.
I wish I could travel through time
Granted but it will be so small you can't even put an ant in it.Granted, but you become horrible distorted by the things you view and the fact you travel through time with nor protection, over time you literally become a time zombie hell bent on killing your prior self to stop this horrible existence
I wish i had a Tardis
Granted but it will be so small you can't even put an ant in it.
I wish I could turn into a dragon and spit fire.
Granted but it will be so big you need an airplane to enter it.Granted but you are a millimetre high and can only spit fire when you've eaten your most hated food.
I wish my Tardis was bigger.
Granted but it will be so big you need an airplane to enter it.
I wish my laptop would talk to me.
Granted but once you'll enter your Tardis it will turn into soup and is uselessGranted, but it only speaks in a language you don't understand while simultaneously insulting you each time you attempt to change it's language
I wish my Tardis was bigger on the Inside but the RIGHT size on the outside.
Granted but once you'll enter your Tardis it will turn into soup and is useless
I wish I didn't have to sneeze when near cats
Granted but your spoon will melt once you touch it.Granted but now you sneeze around everything, each sneeze causing agony.
I wish i had a spoon to eat my Tardis Soup with.