Zelda is the Worst Zelda Character

[Saint Ravenboo]

mushroom kingdom?

Face it. How is the kingdom supposed to run when 90% of the time their Princess is in another castle?

 

[Daku Rinku]

at least Peach actually became playable far sooner than Zelda did (dream or otherwise)

Who wins in a fight? Peach with frying pan or Zelda with wand.

 

[Saint Ravenboo]

Here's a modified quote by The Lonely Goomba that actually sums up what I'm trying to say perfectly. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most ******** person I've ever seen. Wait, people find ******** offensive, let me start over. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most down syndrome person I've ever seen.
(By the way, the censored word is the R word, in case you couldn't piece that together.)

 

[Bowsette Plus-Ultra]

Maybe its like when people wear masks (Batman and etc) and they feel powerful in disguise, but take off the shroud and they arn’t as confident.

Maybe, but in this case it just feels like she's a totally different character. Tetra after putting on the dress just feels like a copy and paste from an entirely different game, because everything interesting about Tetra is suddenly gone. Not only that, but she's thrown in an underwater closet and loses all of her agency.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Here's a modified quote by The Lonely Goomba that actually sums up what I'm trying to say perfectly. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most ******** person I've ever seen. Wait, people find ******** offensive, let me start over. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most down syndrome princess I've ever seen.
(By the way, the censored word is the R word, in case you couldn't piece that together.)

Usurp Peach!

All Hail Queen Daisy!

 

[Saint Ravenboo]

Here's a modified quote by The Lonely Goomba that actually sums up what I'm trying to say perfectly. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most ******** person I've ever seen. Wait, people find ******** offensive, let me start over. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most down syndrome person I've ever seen.
(By the way, the censored word is the R word, in case you couldn't piece that together.)

I swear, I honestly didn't mean to bypass the filter, I was just modifying a quote from The Lonely Goomba's Mario Pinball video. I hope I don't get in trouble for this, it was by pure accident.

 

[Daku Rinku]

Maybe, but in this case it just feels like she's a totally different character. Tetra after putting on the dress just feels like a copy and paste from an entirely different game, because everything interesting about Tetra is suddenly gone. Not only that, but she's thrown in an underwater closet and loses all of her agency.

It is also odd that she goes from looking like a Gerudo to a Hylian gal when she reveals she is Zelda. Feels like that Nintendo tacked it om and was like “oops we are near the end of the Zelda game and she has not appeared! I know make it Tetra was her along.”
Guy name Brian says, “Wasn’t yhat what we did in Ocarina with Sheik?”
“If it aint broken, do not fix it.”

 

[Bowsette Plus-Ultra]

It is also odd that she goes from looking like a Gerudo to a Hylian gal when she reveals she is Zelda. Feels like that Nintendo tacked it om and was like “oops we are near the end of the Zelda game and she has not appeared! I know make it Tetra was her along.”
Guy name Brian says, “Wasn’t yhat what we did in Ocarina with Sheik?”
“If it aint broken, do not fix it.”

Yeah, there's a distinct smell of good ol' Japanese racism in that change. Tetra is dark-skinned when she's a pirate, but turns light-skinned once she's "pure" and royal again.

 

[Saint Ravenboo]

I swear, I honestly didn't mean to bypass the filter, I was just modifying a quote from The Lonely Goomba's Mario Pinball video. I hope I don't get in trouble for this, it was by pure accident.

I could send the video link if you need proof. Maybe I'm just being a worrywart, I swear I didn't mean it that way. I just really don't want to get in trouble for this. It was purely a joke.

 

[Mikey the Gengar]

Here's a modified quote by The Lonely Goomba that actually sums up what I'm trying to say perfectly. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most ******** person I've ever seen. Wait, people find ******** offensive, let me start over. The Mushroom Kingdom is ruled by the most down syndrome person I've ever seen.
(By the way, the censored word is the R word, in case you couldn't piece that together.)

Maybe we shouldnt use disabilities as an insult tho

 

[Daku Rinku]

Now we need a fan fict of this.

If I write it I will call it Little Zeldas, like Little Women.

 

[Saint Ravenboo]

Maybe we shouldnt use disabilities as an insult tho

Fair. I was just posting a funny modified quote from a YouTube video. It wasn't supposed to be taken seriously, it was purely a joke.

 

[Saint Ravenboo]

Here's the YouTube video in question.

Mario Pinball Land - The Lonely Goomba

I love Pinball, I like the bumpers, the loops, the skill and the thrill. So, remove all of that, and you get Mario Pinball Land. If bouncing around like an i...

youtu.be

 

[Daku Rinku]

Face it. How is the kingdom supposed to run when 90% of the time their Princess is in another castle?

Shadow Shroom Government! A group of Elder Toads really run the kingdom known as The Funginati! How do you think mushrooms, stars, fire flowers, and etc get in question blocks? Its the Funginati!

 

[Mikey the Gengar]

Okay but if the video is also using disabilities as an insult maybe we shouldn't be sharing it either