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Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
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~Locke
Zelda II The Adventure of Link, released in 1988, is the sequel to the 1986 game Legend of Zelda. After defeating Ganon and saving princess Zelda, Zelda II starts with Zelda asleep due to a spell put on her. Link has to put 6 crystals in 6 palaces to open the great palace and get the triforce of courage to save Zelda. But how loyal is Link, to the princess when link runs into these ladies.*
These are the healing ladies. One of the gorgeous gals dressed in red can be found in almost every single one of the towns found in the game. As you're walking in a town one of these girls will walk out of her home as you approach it. If you choose to talk to her, she'll say "Please let me help you. Come inside"
.At this point in the game you can choose to walk inside or continue on your way. If you choose to go inside the house, something interesting will happen. Unlike a normal house, you won't be able to see inside and walk around. Instead, the lady says "I can restore your life" and suddenly your health bar increases. So what is going on behind those doors?
Maybe nintendo was lazy and didn't want to make animations of the sprite making a meal for link, or maybe they just decided it didn't matter if the players couldn't see what was going on inside. But I think that Link isn't as loyal to the princess as we all thought. I honestly think that Link is having sex with the healing lady. Now I've brought this up with a friend of mine and he doesn't think Nintendo would do something like that, yet he couldn't come up with another explanation as to what's happening in there. We have to remember though, this game was released in a time where ratings weren't as strict as they are now. Just ten years before in the first star wars movie, A New Hope, we saw the corpses for Uncle Ben and Aunt Beru, and the movie was rated PG.
so maybe back then it was less frowned upon to hint at the main character screwing a minor character.*
Now I've heard the argument that sex would make link tired and deplete his health but I don't think it's necessarily the sex that heals him. I think what it is is that sex is a stress reliever. It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Going on that kind of adventure would put a lot of stress on our hero and he needs some way to get rid of it. Then after his stress is gone, he's refreshed and ready to continue his adventure. And of he's ever feeling too stressed again, he just goes into town where he knows someone is willing to help him out.*
Now does this mean Link isn't loyal to Zelda? I don't think so. If he wasn't loyal to Zelda, he'd just decide not to continue on his quest. Besides, Zelda is asleep until the end of the game, and with Link seeming to be a mute, he'll never tell Zelda what he was up to. So what do you guys think happens behind the closed doors of the healing lady's house? Do you think Link's loyalty is in question? And lastly, how do you think Zelda would react if she ever found out?*
~Locke
![zelda_2_logo_lg.jpg](http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j60/bluinkalchemist/zelda_2_logo_lg.jpg)
Zelda II The Adventure of Link, released in 1988, is the sequel to the 1986 game Legend of Zelda. After defeating Ganon and saving princess Zelda, Zelda II starts with Zelda asleep due to a spell put on her. Link has to put 6 crystals in 6 palaces to open the great palace and get the triforce of courage to save Zelda. But how loyal is Link, to the princess when link runs into these ladies.*
![WomanRed.gif](http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/0/01/WomanRed.gif)
![li.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GGVwaBScCjY/TTESk8UGdgI/AAAAAAAAAEs/9NJliEUxj5A/s1600/li.jpg)
Maybe nintendo was lazy and didn't want to make animations of the sprite making a meal for link, or maybe they just decided it didn't matter if the players couldn't see what was going on inside. But I think that Link isn't as loyal to the princess as we all thought. I honestly think that Link is having sex with the healing lady. Now I've brought this up with a friend of mine and he doesn't think Nintendo would do something like that, yet he couldn't come up with another explanation as to what's happening in there. We have to remember though, this game was released in a time where ratings weren't as strict as they are now. Just ten years before in the first star wars movie, A New Hope, we saw the corpses for Uncle Ben and Aunt Beru, and the movie was rated PG.
![beru-lars-dead.jpg](http://www.galacticbinder.com/images/DarkestMoments/beru-lars-dead.jpg)
Now I've heard the argument that sex would make link tired and deplete his health but I don't think it's necessarily the sex that heals him. I think what it is is that sex is a stress reliever. It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Going on that kind of adventure would put a lot of stress on our hero and he needs some way to get rid of it. Then after his stress is gone, he's refreshed and ready to continue his adventure. And of he's ever feeling too stressed again, he just goes into town where he knows someone is willing to help him out.*
Now does this mean Link isn't loyal to Zelda? I don't think so. If he wasn't loyal to Zelda, he'd just decide not to continue on his quest. Besides, Zelda is asleep until the end of the game, and with Link seeming to be a mute, he'll never tell Zelda what he was up to. So what do you guys think happens behind the closed doors of the healing lady's house? Do you think Link's loyalty is in question? And lastly, how do you think Zelda would react if she ever found out?*
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