Let's see.
K, I had asthma as a baby. It came back and running a mile in P.E. every week hurts like heck.
I broke my nose at four. May have removed my sense of smell, since I don't know when something smells bad.
I also hit my bare fireman on the door as a young child. I was swinging on the doorknobs nekkid watching TV, and BAM. Red Fireman helmet for 3 weeks.
Yeah, I've done some weird stuff.
Also, most recently, I fell off the school railing. I was an idiot for sitting there, but my friends and I hung out there everyday. Anyways, my friend "M" as I'll refer to him, saw that I was sitting on the spot he usually sits at. He tells me to get off, in his signature Jar-Jar-Binks like-voice, so I thought he was joking. He wasn't. He started pulling my leg, and eventually, he pushed me, I swung, and bam, hit my head on the stone cold concrete. Had a huge lump for like 2 months. He got detention I think.
I've also fallen off the playground on my back. Hurt enough for me to go home.
As a 6-year-old, I got a scar. I had to go to this place called, "Day Care Center" till Middle School due to the fact that my school was too far from home at the time. So I always waited till around four-Six for my Dad to get home, as he often went to work, and my mom often had work at the same time. It sucked. Big Time.
Anyways, he got there, I was playing under the table, and I crawled out as quickly as I could, aaaand I accidently hit my head on a sharp corner of the table. Blood started running and I looked like the guy from The Thing who's head splits apart.
Anyways, I was rushed home, and my dad gave me stitches. I still have the scar, it's at the top middle of my forehead. Not noticeable, but it was bad enough to get tons of blood everywhere.
Keep in mind, I was awake during stitches.