- Joined
- Oct 23, 2012
- Location
- England
Mine was...a winner. Let me tell you that! Here goes:
Back when I was in school, (around fourteen years old) my best friend, Kelly, and I were rushing down the corridor towards the Science block, late for our Biology lesson. "Hurry up!" She called out to as I waddled behind her. She took to a three step flight of stairs and for whatever reason, I took to the disabled ramp next to it. As I bolted down the slope, a great many things happened at the same time, making this seemingly normal story something quite legendary. My trousers were made of a stretchy kind of material and were a little took long for me (as most school uniforms were for growth), caught on the heal of my shoe. I suddenly began to fall forward with the trip and as I did so, I extended my leg back and my trousers were tugged down to my knees. This revealed the very first thong I had ever worn, a lacy black one...which belonged to my mum. I had always been a curvy girl and my bottom did nothing but represent that fact and so it wobbled on with towards the floor. But as if this wasn't horrifying enough, during this quick succession of horrible things happening to me, I let rip the biggest, longest fart of my young life and with that triumphant moment, I hit the floor. I looked up, horrified, only to see my best friend clinging onto a nearby door by the handle, laughing so hard she could hardly support herself. I began to laugh and just as I did so, a teacher came around the corner. By this point, I was still on the floor and amongst my laughter I attempted to use my school bag to cover my large backside in it's frilly thong. I had no choice but to roll onto my back, revealing all the pubic hair I had acquired in my young age, poking out like spider legs from beyond my mother's underwear.
Eventually, I managed to get up and get to my lesson. Once Kelly and I had wiped the tears from our eyes.
Back when I was in school, (around fourteen years old) my best friend, Kelly, and I were rushing down the corridor towards the Science block, late for our Biology lesson. "Hurry up!" She called out to as I waddled behind her. She took to a three step flight of stairs and for whatever reason, I took to the disabled ramp next to it. As I bolted down the slope, a great many things happened at the same time, making this seemingly normal story something quite legendary. My trousers were made of a stretchy kind of material and were a little took long for me (as most school uniforms were for growth), caught on the heal of my shoe. I suddenly began to fall forward with the trip and as I did so, I extended my leg back and my trousers were tugged down to my knees. This revealed the very first thong I had ever worn, a lacy black one...which belonged to my mum. I had always been a curvy girl and my bottom did nothing but represent that fact and so it wobbled on with towards the floor. But as if this wasn't horrifying enough, during this quick succession of horrible things happening to me, I let rip the biggest, longest fart of my young life and with that triumphant moment, I hit the floor. I looked up, horrified, only to see my best friend clinging onto a nearby door by the handle, laughing so hard she could hardly support herself. I began to laugh and just as I did so, a teacher came around the corner. By this point, I was still on the floor and amongst my laughter I attempted to use my school bag to cover my large backside in it's frilly thong. I had no choice but to roll onto my back, revealing all the pubic hair I had acquired in my young age, poking out like spider legs from beyond my mother's underwear.
Eventually, I managed to get up and get to my lesson. Once Kelly and I had wiped the tears from our eyes.