Would You Rather

[TatlTails]

Spongebob. No one wants to be a Squidward.

WYR have a little guy yelling HOOPLA over your demonstration, or not be told the secret formula?

 

[Dragoncat]

HOOPLA!

WYR have beef cows figure out their fate and start a violent rebellion, or deer start hunting people?

 

[Imprisoned]

Deer start hunting people. How cruel I am.

WYR be stuck in Slender Woods for a week, or be stuck in a room full of creepy paintings whose eyes 'followed' you for a week?

 

[Clank]

creepy paintings...At least I can burn them

WYR live for eternity with one person(who you chose), or live for 10 years with up to 10 people who you could swap out( at any time and for anyone)?

 

[DuelMark]

Eternity with one person. Be it a beautiful young lady or a heterosexual life partner.

WYR fall in love or have your dreams come true?

 

[TatlTails]

Have my dreams come true. I do NOT want to fall in love.

WYR be a likeable jerk or a disliked kind person?

 

[CynicalSquid]

disliked kind person because I kinda already am that

have everything you've ever loved disappear or die a slow painful death

 

[Dragoncat]

Slow painful death...

WYR have the world end by a meteor crashing into the planet or zombies?

 

[TatlTails]

Meteor. I hate zombies. I HAAATE zombies.

WYR let a kid die or go to jail for life?

 

[DuelMark]

Jail. I refuse to allow harm to children.

WYR defeat Cthulhu or defeat the devil?

 

[TatlTails]

Defeating the devil is God's job. Cthulu.

WYR be in a staged musical or a filmed movie?

 

[Sydney]

Filmed Movie.

Would you rather touch Oprah or give birth to Oprah?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Well seeing how I'm a man, I can't give birth to Oprah so I'm forced with the second option.

WYR have Bill Cosby as a father or Bill Cosby as a brother?

 

[Dragoncat]

Father. He would be a cool dad.

WYR die of a heart attack or cancer?

 

[Clank]

Heart attack, a bit less painful...
WYR have your computer talk to you, or your pencil talk to you.