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rainbowbrewster
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I hate cuccos, because they tried to KILL ME!!
Allow me to explain. In OoT 3d as a child, while doing the cucco roundup sidequest, I accidentally hit one with my sword and it wouldn't let me pick it up. I had to leave the village and repeat the roundup. The cucco must have hated me after that. I guess they were nursing that hatred for seven years, because as an adult, I was riding Epona through Lon Lon Ranch when all of the sudden the screen froze up.
"Huh?" I said.
Suddenly, the screen went to a close up of Epona's face.
"What the heck?" I exclaimed.
Then, It showed a close-up of Epona's hooves. That @#$% horse had run over a cucco! Suddenly, a swarm of cuccos began attacking me and Epona. I ran all the way around the stable and dashed out of that ranch.
I know it sounds far-fetched, but I did not make this up. None of it is exaggerated. Maybe if you go to Lon Lon Ranch and run over a cucco with a horse, this will happen to you. I don't know.
But anyhoo, I have never looked at cuccos the same since. They are now my least favorite enemies in OoT.
But I got my revenge- I set that cucco in front of Malon's house on fire with magic powder in LA!
That just gave me a good laugh. I totally understand though, when provoked, Cuccos are evil[ things!