Well, I have more than one, but they both come from the same game.
You can't believe how many times I was laughing while playing Dragon Age.
(I love the spats Morrigan and Alistair have) xD
Anyway, one of them is "We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party" (Morrigan)
Another, is by Daveth. "You see, ser knight? We might die, but we'll be warned about it first."
...and then there's Alistair... he's a laugh and a half xD
"What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead.
We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."