My father says some of the most ridiculous stuff I have ever heard.
My younger sibling was causing some problems so I pulled him aside and had literally just started asking him some questions (Very nicely I will say too) about what was going on and my dad comes out and says "Maybe you should stop asking him questions and fix his malfunction." And of course, I have to respond with kindness and say "Yes daddy."
All in all, its just this stuff that makes me agitated. I got no idea why he said that. I mean, is he out to get me or what.
This isnt even the tip of the iceberg of "interesting" stuff that he has said or done.