Wait... What?

[TatlTails]

Makes for a very boring person.

In the land of Hyrule...

 

[linkypete]

A pottery shop ran out of business.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do...

 

[Woyogoyo]

I get slurred speech, euphoria, impaired balance, loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), flushed face, dehydration, vomiting, reddened eyes, reduced inhibitions, and erratic behavior.

Hi, my name is...

 

[TatlTails]

Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Have fun...

 

[linkypete]

When you end up flying through space somewhere.

Why am I...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Flying through space somewhere without a space suit?

So, what...

 

[Dragoncat]

Did you do last summer?

One time...

 

[TatlTails]

two time, red time, blue time.

'Cause I'm...

 

[Dragoncat]

A rainbow flying monkey!

I accidentally...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Won a million bucks.

How did you...

 

[linkypete]

Do a double backflip off the grand canyon and then land safely on the other side?

I...

 

[the_miserable]

am a fiddler on a roof.

At 10 I started...

 

[Woyogoyo]

Learning pig latin.

Why is it that...

 

[Dragoncat]

They can put naked statues in public, but you're not allowed to be in public naked?

What would happen if...

 

[Raindrop14]

...I killed the creators of Zelda?"

"A Wizard is never...