Wait... What?

[Random Person]

"...Nintendo Wii so I can play Zelda."

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for..."

 

[Majora's Cat]

"... marijuana."

"How many minutes can..."

 

[insanity76]

".... a ninja, and it just ninja'd me."

"The bigger they are ...."

 

[athenian200]

"The bigger they are ...."

"...the tougher they are."

"Read my lips: No..."

 

[Michael Heide]

"Trap!"

"The answer, my friend, is..."

 

[Random Person]

"...42."

"Jaba, you're a wonderful..."

 

[insanity76]

"Hutt, but Pizza the Hutt was better, sorry."

"The quickest way to a man's heart is ..."

 

[athenian200]

"The quickest way to a man's heart is ..."

"...surgery."

"Give me a break, give me a break..."

 

[Majora's Cat]

"... or else I'll shoot you in the head, boss."

"Pickle my feet or..."

 

[Michael Heide]

"...Tickle my Pete."

"Thou shalt not..."

 

[Michael Heide]

"...der, people always stepped on me."

"So long and thanks for all the..."

 

[athenian200]

"So long and thanks for all the..."

"...money, suckers! Haha!" (Said by a con artist just before flying away from an angry mob in a helicopter).

"A mind is a terrible..."

 

[Majora's Cat]

"... marshmallow of red urine."

"Let me out of here or I'll..."

 

[insanity76]

"... Lord Fisher! It's Kong Feirong."

"Take me now or ..."

 

[penguinboy82]

"... I'll youtube you to death."
"Merry christmas to all, and to all..."
EDIT: I been beat...