I tackle LinkThe8th, and take his sword. Then I slice his belly open and take out a very disgusting Vial of Immortality. Then I wash it off. I claim the Vile.
I tackle hug you and tickle you until you drop it. I grab it and run off to a chicken coop full of coocos, who i tell that everybody but me has been eating Fried Cucoo. They're all p.o.'d and chase after people, while i hide in teh coop.
So far nobady haas left Japan without the vial and I was traveling there (true) so I pick up the vail and run to some random place nobody can guess. PERIOD.
Somehow I find you, and just as i have the vial. IT BREAKS MAKING THIS GAME NULL AND VOID. GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE ENOUGH KING OF THE HILL TYPE THREADS AS IT IS, AND EVERYTIME I BAKE COOKIES FOR EVERYBODY, THEY BREAK THEM INTO LITTLE CRUMBS
THEY BREAK IT INTO A MILLION PEICES BECAUSE YOUR TYING TO MAKE IT NULL AND VOID.
Ok..while you are yelling about king of the hill type games, i steal the vial and run off to China where theres probably lead in the toys.