Toilet Time Megathread

[CynicalSquid]

I hate it when my cats are in the restroom with me. I usually throw them out before I go.

 

[Dio]

This thread upsets me. I don't have any pets

 

[Jirohnagi]

More importantly a mirror you can see yourself doing the derring do? If so why? Does it help validate the business end of things as it were?

 

[Dio]

Of course my bathroom has a mirror. I do not live in a hovel like some filthy peasant. However I do not have one I can see myself pooping in. No instead I use my phone to take poo selfies which is just as good at validating the deed.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Of course my bathroom has a mirror. I do not live in a hovel like some filthy peasant. However I do not have one I can see myself pooping in. No instead I use my phone to take poo selfies which is just as good at validating the deed.

Are these taken from above or below as it were?

 

[Dio]

Are these taken from above or below as it were?

I'll pm you ;D

 

[el :BeoWolf:]

I do have a mirror in my bathroom, I can't see myself though. Not that I'd like to see myself making strained faces while pooping

 

[CynicalSquid]

I have a mirror in my bathroom that I can see myself "doing the derring do" in but I don't typically look into the mirror when I do.

 

[karu]

My bathroom currently has around 7 mirrors, including the one hanging on the wall in front of the sink. Handheld mirrors specifically to look at yourself from ALL ANGLES while you are doing the derring do

 

[Nicolai]

When going No.1, do you sit or stand? Is it conventional for your gender?

I usually stand, but sometimes if I'm not feeling well, I'll take a load off and sit.

 

[Night Owl]

I have a tiny double sided mirror that is attached to the wall via a moveable arm. I can make my mirror look wherever I want.

 

[CynicalSquid]

I usually sit because I am lazy.

 

[el :BeoWolf:]

I always sit because it's nice having the option of pooping

 

[karu]

Well you see, that depends on the location of said toilet! If I'm at home I'll sit. Public toilets are tricky, specially in the girl restrooms! Then I stand because ew I don't know who was there or what they did in there; I will assume the spider-man position then or stand.

 

[Dio]

I nearly always sit even though I am a male with a willy. I hate urinals as they spray microdroplets of piss everywhere whereas when you sit a barrier is created. Also I can't go to the toilet without being in an enclosed cubicle so even if I didn't mind about the microdroplets then I still wouldn't use urinals with others around