Toilet Time Megathread

[Dio]

Finally from the one who started all this, another thread about wiping your ass. Or more specifically the brand of toilet paper you use to wipe with.

Personally I like cushelle. They have a koala mascot and I love koalas. I once entered their competition to win a cuddly koala toy under many different email addresses until eventually I won. Plus the paper is soft and luxurious on the anus not like the sandpaper some peasants use.

What is your preferred brand?

 

[karu]

This is how irrelevant this is in my life, I actually have to go check the brand!

Took me a sloid 13.74 seconds; Scott 1000

 

[CynicalSquid]

Whatever is the cheapest. I honestly don't know.

 

[CynicalSquid]

How often do you use the restroom?

For me personally I do no 1 about once an hour and do no 2 about once or twice a day.

 

[YIGAhim]

Uh... I take pisses maybe 3-4 times a day, which is really weird since I drink a crazy amount of water

 

[YIGAhim]

I don't think it would make a difference so I buy cheap stuff

 

[karu]

Not even lying, once in the morning and once in the afternoon. I basically have no bladder whatsoever, it doesn't matter how much of something I drink.

 

[Dio]

A good way to get extra clean after wiping is to use moist toilet tissue wipes. I like to use andrex ones but I only bother occasionally.

I know @Ninja uses something similar so I was wondering if any other fellow forum dwellers use them and also which brands they use.

 

[el :BeoWolf:]

No, the clog the piping and I already wiped myself why do I need to do it again?

 

[karu]

No, I find that disgusting. Go in the shower and use actual water if you're going to do that.

 

[Dio]

I tend to poo twice a day and do a wee maybe four or five times a day. I drink up to 14 cups of matcha tea a day a large shake and at least a litre of just plain water.

A few years back when I was eating 8 meals daily I did about four poos most days.

 

[Beauts]

Generally we use Triple Velvet. Cushelle is good though too.

 

[Beauts]

I pee often. Pooping depends on a lot of factors.

 

[Beauts]

Yeah, my bathroom lock is broken so my cat comes in. Normally she just sits in the sink or the bath or investigates the room, but occasionally she sits on my lap while I'm on the toilet, and that's just weird and where I draw the line.

 

[Dio]

I don't think it would make a difference so I buy cheap stuff

It makes a difference. The cheap stuff will sand paper my anus. Yours is probably all callused now but for me I need to use the softer brands.